Chanting you on from the roof tops my lovelie. Have an amazing dayMy lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.
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Thanks Ma lovely, my bloody bespoke job is getting in my way of account keeping for Mazda!
Removing the £20....£275.38
So current total is £275.38 although I am becoming convinced he is sneaking in purchases and not declaring them because he knows we are tracking them.
Stay alert tattle, any purchases need recorded, I feel like I am slightly slacking because my bespoke job in the colour 'time consuming' means my commitment isn't what it could be. If some of youse hens could swerve outa your lane to keep my up to date I would appreciate it.
Utter vibes with the decor reveal ma luvlies 
Really impressed that he added the tv feature and super disappointed the straggly fingers were missing.
Al say no more and just let you watch
Really impressed that he added the tv feature and super disappointed the straggly fingers were missing.
Al say no more and just let you watch
Lovelies! I’ll let you into a wee secret - absolutely no one asked how to clean the blinds because quite frankly, no one is that thick that they don’t know how to do basic tasks, unlike this thick wee fucker. He’s merely copying the likes of greedy and Solomon “sOoOo mAnY oF yOu aSkiNg”He's getting messages from people asking how to clean the blinds. Blinds have been around for decades, anyone who asks him how to clean them must be as thick as he is!
Have a great day lovely, wishing you and your love all the happiness in the worldMy lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.
Anyone got a price on the woolly wreath?
I have no words 
£35 for the woolly bumhole
£35 ma lovelie. It’s actually making me itchy just looking at it.
It’s the must huv glass pumpkin filled with bags of haribo that do it for me, sets the place right off!
Happy new dayn of dawn to this thread ma lovelies! Utterly bespokely made for us.
He’s revealed his autumn inspired tat cave - what an eyesore it is. Who would want all this clutter in their (tiny) house?! Make it make sense, Marion.
Special Chant Fae the Rooftops to @OhhBacon for trying to keep up with Mario’s spending
I don’t think even MasterCard could fadum that 
@Babybail93 for a hilarious roundup, as per! And finally @Johnnoijones on a bespoke wedding day - hope youse live life as it should be ! 
So aye.
He’s revealed his autumn inspired tat cave - what an eyesore it is. Who would want all this clutter in their (tiny) house?! Make it make sense, Marion.
Special Chant Fae the Rooftops to @OhhBacon for trying to keep up with Mario’s spending
I don’t think even MasterCard could fadum that @Babybail93 for a hilarious roundup, as per! And finally @Johnnoijones on a bespoke wedding day - hope youse live life as it should be ! So aye.
Pumpkins and leafs everywhere, but the hall flooring isn't finished properly.
And never will be. I'd like to be the priest at @Johnnoijones wedding. Belofes dearly, do youse, on this dawn of dayn, so on and so forth, ahy-men
Aye, who’s benefit is that for? Derek because he has an IQ of a 3 year old?
I cannae believe he’s just found wooden slatted blinds (or Venetian blinds as they were called back in the day)!! You’d think he had discovered lost Inca gold the way he goes on!! He will be hanging a peach Austrian blind next!!! And the word is “use” Marion. There is no such word as “youse”!! You can thank me later
Happy wedding day. Wax melts and pumpkins and tons a luv to you both xMy lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.
What the actual duck is that wreath? It looks like someone has scalped Pippy Longstocking and made her pigtails into an ornament (that he has to hang on the inside because of crack head neighbours)
When I tell you i ran to the comments 
New to this thread! He’s doing my head in now. I never realised how much crap he buys trying to dress his tiny flat up as a classy apartment. TOO MUCH MARIO. You got no class.
He clearly wanted to be the autumn trend setter which is why he started so early.He’s so basic.
He clearly wanted to be the autumn trend setter which is why he started so early.He’s so basic.
How the hell is he not a parody account??
That autumnal tat everyone!!
That autumnal tat everyone!!
For anyone that has had a bespoke blocking off the wee hobbit, here is Autumn Mario style. It is just as classy as you’d imagine
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Well that reveal was as anti climatic as a balck guy with a small boaby ffs moira your slacking hen, is that coz the capital one kerd is sweatin? nae mair increases this year wae your shitey purchases? you sat in front of a fan on turbo 3 days ago, clearly still an Auntumless autumn jurney joos get back in yer laine ya fuckin moonfruit
ffs moira your slacking hen, is that coz the capital one kerd is sweatin? nae mair increases this year wae your shitey purchases? you sat in front of a fan on turbo 3 days ago, clearly still an Auntumless autumn jurney joos get back in yer laine ya fuckin moonfruit- Status