Woolly wreath ?? …. I thot it was a ring for him to sit oan after a bespoke bout of IBS . In an appropriate colour tooAnyone got a price on the woolly wreath?
Woolly wreath ?? …. I thot it was a ring for him to sit oan after a bespoke bout of IBS . In an appropriate colour tooAnyone got a price on the woolly wreath?
Oh my god, how have I never noticed this pink lamp before clashes beautifully with the orange Marion, you interior designer youThe pink lamp will never not make me laugh
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Nothing says cosy quite like a glass jar containing over packaged children’s sweets!
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It's a bit orange, isn't it. My faves are the telly that doesn't fit, and the fire that doesn't get hot, a real investment.For anyone that has had a bespoke blocking off the wee hobbit, here is Autumn Mario style. It is just as classy as you’d imagine
DEAD From hereoan in all wreaths to be referred to as Bumholes£35 for the woolly bumhole
Even that candy jar he couldnae do properly. Anyone else would have filled it with candy corn, not pre packed haribo!Wow - and not wow in a good way Marion so sit back down and please get some class. Love how he’s so thick he doesn’t realise that putting “bought maself” implies that he actually didn’t buy the woollen bespoke, indoor wreath himself?
My other highlight from him decorating his tat cave for a change in the weather, is the kid’s haribo rammed in the jar - can smell the wealth from here.
The gonk is from a small business called eBay, my lovelie. I know you, along with hunners of others, have messaged the Patron Saint of Small businesses to ask him, but sometimes the messages get lost in his outbox, because there are thoosands of them. Derek deals with his outbox, so aye.Right then lads....
It's actually fairly understated to what I thought it might be, but it's still fookin' AWFUL! The leaf's are by far the worst part, they look abzalootely ridiculous!
I have a confession, though ma lovelies.... ahh will say this then RUN:
*coughs* I really like the gonk and want to buy one *coughs*
RUN!
hahahahaha I just spat out my drink!!! My gran had that as a dish towel, god rest her orange nose!I don't know guys, I feel it needs just a little something extra and........... orange...........something for Derek.................maybe some classic artwork?
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I have tears runnin doon ma face£35 for the woolly bumhole
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I think it’s absoloooootely perfect ma lovelie, what else are two toddlers gonna have for treats?!It’s the must huv glass pumpkin filled with bags of haribo that do it for me, sets the place right off!
You’re living life as it should be lived hen. We know Tattle issnae your joab, and your joab is just your joab. Chanting you oan from the rooftops to the groond down. So ayeOmg a bespoke thread title in the scent ma own brand on this dayn of dawn!!
Thanks for chantin me on yooze. Tattie hearts fur yeez aw.
Absolutely deid wonder if the other half would ever forgive me for putting it on the wall next to his Celtic topView attachment 757419 Felt creative today