I have it on good authority that many cast members of the scheme frequented the many boujie cash for gold shops in the Greater Kilmarnock area, mostly peddling utter shite. So aye.Iconic!
I loved the scheme and do wonder where Marvin is now and bullet? Actually I think about them all.
10/10 ma lovelie
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He truly does live in that bloody dressing gown doesnβt he? It must reek!
He's definitely been on a spending spree today! 
Paisley's next top model ma lovelielieIt's not the coat I'm laughing at, it's him swaying about modelling it
I'm just going to come right oot ma lane here to say I actually hate his fake voice, it's different on every story, he tries so hard to sound posh, then tries his cheery buying voice, then it's his try to sound fancy selling voice, then his camp voice, in real life he sounds like a typical scummy scheme ned, own who you really are mario hen.
On tat today - Β£29 not including the new jacket or the other Christmas tat heβs bought but is waiting to show us. 
Whereβs all the money coming from?!
Whereβs all the money coming from?!
So cannae lelmember what his tree skort was like fae last year and he cannae be arshed pulling everything oot tae look. Mate. Look at your own pics you bleeping dingbat.
If you've got so much money that you've got choices of tree skirts you shouldn't be bleeping complaining about being rehomed ffs.
If you've got so much money that you've got choices of tree skirts you shouldn't be bleeping complaining about being rehomed ffs.
At least it isn't friggin autumnal orangeOh bloody hell, she looks so different professionally made up!
HAHAHAHA
Also while we're here whys he saying he's been in his bedshit for 8 years. It's actually six. Cos last year there was a post saying its been five years.
Ps his skort last year was punk fluffy teenage girls bedroom rug style.
Ps his skort last year was punk fluffy teenage girls bedroom rug style.
Heβs actually changed his tea coffee and sugar pots to pumpkins ffs Maz who even does that 
He forgets his own lies
Now now ma lovelie, you're married now, no more sexy time.
has he bought another burner
QUuuulWt Skuuurt.
Oh do duck off and learn to speak you illiterate fandan.
Oh do duck off and learn to speak you illiterate fandan.
Itβs amazing how these companies all seem to have his address to surprise him autumn leaves and pumpkins pleaseβ¦he probably wonβt even see either in the flesh! Why is he pretending so bleeping hard? I donβt decorate my flat for autumn but we love nice autumn walks and Halloween and bonfire night. Thatβs what itβs about not cheap shite from B n M that no one will ever see! Oh except on Instagram 
autumn leaves and pumpkins pleaseβ¦he probably wonβt even see either in the flesh! Why is he pretending so bleeping hard? I donβt decorate my flat for autumn but we love nice autumn walks and Halloween and bonfire night. Thatβs what itβs about not cheap shite from B n M that no one will ever see! Oh except on Instagram Two things I'm waiting for.
1. To see them getting back into debt, because we can see it's happening.
2. Him panicking when he has to pack up all his trash to move out the hobbit hole
1. To see them getting back into debt, because we can see it's happening.
2. Him panicking when he has to pack up all his trash to move out the hobbit hole
I've thought about this before, when a company sends him things and with a discount code for all of youse 
I can't help but think the code isn't to share with his followers, the last post he says Autumn10 for a discount but the card says 10% off for returning customers, to me that says to him here is a freebie but you can have a discount next time, I don't think it's to share with his followers, I think he just assumes it's for everyone, and if you go on the company Instagram it says you actually get 20% off your first order. I've said it before but I'll say it again, Mazda hen you're a fanny.
Edited to fix spelling mistake, coz I am also a fanny
I can't help but think the code isn't to share with his followers, the last post he says Autumn10 for a discount but the card says 10% off for returning customers, to me that says to him here is a freebie but you can have a discount next time, I don't think it's to share with his followers, I think he just assumes it's for everyone, and if you go on the company Instagram it says you actually get 20% off your first order. I've said it before but I'll say it again, Mazda hen you're a fanny.Edited to fix spelling mistake, coz I am also a fanny
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Can you imagine how many removal vans it will take to shift all that shite. They'll find Lord Lucan sitting on Shegar in the Monica cupboardTwo things I'm waiting for.
1. To see them getting back into debt, because we can see it's happening.
2. Him panicking when he has to pack up all his trash to move out the hobbit hole
Covered in waxCan you imagine how many removal vans it will take to shift all that shite. They'll find Lord Lucan sitting on Shegar in the Monica cupboard
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