Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Freefalling

Sloppys said:
He’s probably got a disabled bus pass to match his lanyard and gets the bus for free
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You can buy lanyards on amazon, unless his and deeks are for genuine disabilities?

Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting
 
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Sloppys

Freefalling said:
You can buy lanyards on amazon, unless his and deeks are for genuine disabilities?

Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting
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I just wouldn’t be surprised by anything he does. He obviously classes himself as having some kind of disability by wearing a lanyard Im swerving back into ma Laine now
 
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MaidMarion

His voice in his last story sounds so much more scummier than normal, he really is a scummy wee ned.
 
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Little Miss Planner

I cringed at myself today....husband said let's get some new pillows....and it pains me to say my first thought was how about trying those Premier Inn pillows mentioned on this thread ....I know I know anyway thought better of it and went to Next (can I say smell the wealth for that as I've been dying to say it ) it's my all time funny phrase from this thread.
 
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sammien89

Dereks unable to get his driving lessons cos of that wee dweeb spending money on absolute shite, hel forever be a bus wanker. I wonder if dereks started lessons yet
 
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Freefalling

Sloppys said:
I just wouldn’t be surprised by anything he does. He obviously classes himself as having some kind of disability by wearing a lanyard Im swerving back into ma Laine now
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sammien89 said:
Dereks unable to get his driving lessons cos of that wee dweeb spending money on absolute shite, hel forever be a bus wanker. I wonder if dereks started lessons yet
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We'd def have heard! Can just imagine them in a wee fiesta, mazda with his blanket over his knee and Deek with a big spliff
 
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Noseybonk

Hello ma lovelies. I had a comma (moody paddy due to a dental abscess, toothache and no sleep) and now I am back to catch up on 30 pages…. . That baldy beaky prick was way more than I could cope with. Na debates. Xx
 
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Noseybonk

Under_The_Influencer said:
Found some scary movies for Marion’s autumn viewing we need more folks, he’s got 7 weeks to Halloween

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Clutching ma beak here sorry if I seem like an echo all night whilst I catch up, but these are genius I can’t decide on a fav between 28 dots later and cris and joos

ChubClubThug said:
It needs a few tins of beans seeing as it looks like a harvest festival display in a primary school
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Omg! 100% this
 
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