Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Oh ma lovelies if only Mario could knit. Him and Wee Derek could be pure comfy cosy aw winter mwah mwah
 
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It's friggin horrible. I've put better in the charity bags.
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers
My dugs blanket is better than that ..

Serious question how come Deek never gets anything, bet the poor guy is walking about with his toes bursting out his with his wee pep & co PlayStation top I wish he would pipe up and put him right in his place
I wish he would throw him off the landing...

Oh ma lovelies if only Mario could knit. Him and Wee Derek could be pure comfy cosy aw winter mwah mwah View attachment 769601
Pom Bear!!! We need your talents on this ..you know what to do
 
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Yessss lol he could end up in the bespoke bronx aka Ferguslie park
Now that i would love to see! He wouldn’t last 5 minutes….

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He could swerve doon the coast tae Port Glesga. He can easily pick up a boujjee wee dwelling at auction for 5K. He would hiv to build it fae the groound up so aye ma lovelies mwah mwah
My wee great auntie lived in Bruce Street where even the dogs walk around in pairs. To be honest she had been in it since she got married a million years ago and it was her home. She was a real wee lady and surrounded by junkies at the end. It was so sad
 
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Finally he has karma on His arse

Sorry to swerve out of my lane but new tenants don't have the right to buy anymore my lovelie
They won’t be new tenants, they’re in council property already. Not sure how it works in Scotland though
 
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They won’t be new tenants, they’re in council property already. Not sure how it works in Scotland though
Seems to have been totally ended. But replaced by various help to buy schemes. That could work for m&d, well if mario stopped buying stuff. He needs an intervention.
 
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So all of this over-spending (£300 on tat + the 12 hour hotel stay) were all after he received the letter!? Makes the spending even more obscene!
 
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Buckle up my lovelies looks like we are going on a cooncil demolition journeeeeeee Who wants to place bets he’ll be the last one in the building clutching his beak and housecoat, placards oot screaming save the media wall
so true! He’ll be the last in his block unless he gets his desired front and back door on fuhl rent

Right ma lovelies. Let’s arrange a bespoke get-together for demolition day in a “Mad Maz is coming oot” welcoming committee fashion I’m happy to arrange buying the Big Mac if u all want to paypal me ur share, am afraid am no made a money unlike some I have a mortgage tae pay and canny even afford tae treat masel tae plastic leafs or seasonal scents this autumnal summer.
 
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Standing in his kitchen listening to a house playing music.
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.

Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends
 
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Right if you think Mazda is bad please go look at CherryTree homes Insta page I am usually all over their decor especially at Xmas but I can’t believe I am seeing those plastic leaves draped around their feature ceiling pray to Jesus Mary and the wee donkey that we don’t get a ceiling decoration journeeeee if he sees it
 
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Loads of council houses being built where I live in Scotland and all the 1 beds are flats but only 2 story. So he would have a private garden here in my council
 
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Loads of council houses being built where I live in Scotland and all the 1 beds are flats but only 2 story. So he would have a private garden here in my council
A garden would be wasted on Mario ma lovelie. He only likes to be super cosy in his postage stamp
 
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If he wants a night out why don't him and Derek go out?! They could have made a night of it in Edinburgh. He makes no sense!!!!
 
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Standing in his kitchen listening to a house playing music.
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.

Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends
‘I need a night out’
Behave Marion!!
He could maybe see what’s on at mecca after the lates and still make the last bus.
 
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I actually cannot understand a word of his first story
Can one of my tattle sisters interpret for me please?
Fucking loon speak properly.
 
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Didnt just come home with the cardi did ya tho hen. Do you even know what all I came home with means? Get back in ya own lain pal
 
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