Cleaning with Mario #43 A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make

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Under_The_Influencer

He’s about 1700 miles oot his lane, bunker bar is in Glasgow (Hope Street?) and as someone who goes to Ibiza and Cafe Mambo (smell the wealth/bar bill) Those are NOT cafe mambo straws

 
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Poptart

If bust a move and Yaldy! aren't in the next thread title I'll be crabbit ma lovelies!
 
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Dawn Dayn

menopausalmargrit said:
He’s going to carpet machine the carpet this week ma lovelies.
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Laughed, it sort of went down the wrong hole. Farted, bit of wee. #classy #orderlyqueuetattlers
I know I'll wake up in the middle of the night laughing about all this.
 
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Under_The_Influencer

I’m going to present to you exhibit A Mr McKnight.

Now tell me where you really went on the 4th of March 2014.

It will be a lot easier for you if you tell us now.



 
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Kaydeelaydee

"O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as others see us"
- Rabbie Burns, To a louse

Bespowing youse aw with some Shire culture tonight my lovelies!

Tattle is the power, and if Mario has been on here today, then the commentary around his old FB posts should have him cringing into his new orange cushions. And he is a fecking louse.
 
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Cagayu

His presence on the internet should embarrass him. get remembering those passwords cuntio mccuntface
 
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Skyflier6727

This thread has been on fire today. I was having a really shitty day and I’m now clutching my beak and hoosecoat and howling with laughter. Love you tattley folks xx
 
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Babybail93

Cagayu said:
His presence on the internet should embarrass him. get remembering those passwords cuntio mccuntface
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I’ll bet he’s pacing a hole into his crapet as we speak. Calling us all every cunt under the sun
 
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Dawn Dayn

Babybail93 said:
I’ll bet he’s pacing a hole into his crapet as we speak. Calling us all every cunt under the sun
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In my case he'd be right.
But I've never posted personal stuff on the interwebs, I'm amazed that people do it so casually. Also I'm crap at remembering passwords.
Mario is in a hole he dug himself.
 
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Anti-influencer

I wish he would apply and be accepted for some kind of reality television show. I’m watching Married at First Sight and was just thinking how it would be hilarious to see him on something like this where his bitchy side could be EXPOSED as he does all his usual dramatics and becomes crabbit.com
 
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Little Miss Planner

Ilovecoffee21 said:
I love this thread. I’m struggling atm feeling low and this thread makes me smile. Veering back in to my own lain now lovelies
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This is exactly why I love this thread. Everyone is really funny with their comments and down to earth friendly. Always guaranteed to lifty mood reading this thread. I'm trying to join in more but I'm just not as funny the way everyone types in the Scottish accent is the best!

Hope you feel better and just stay on this thread with some very funny genuine people who will make us all smile
 
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SuzyE

I'm watching as well and he'd be perfect

Just be yourself love and it'll come naturally
 
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Johnnoijones

Thunderbolt?
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Blimey, a sequinned bow tie, and braces. Sooo much going on in the pics. Ded.
The poor niece, bet she read that and said fuck off.
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He really did think he was something special
 
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twilightgarden

I've never seen it but guessing it does what it says on the tin, people get married without having seen each other before.
Can you imagine walking down the aisle and being greeted by Marion in a Primark suit in the scent cheap and nasty and size 10-11.
I'd be off like a shot
 
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