Cleaning with Mario #43 A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make

[SuzyE]

He will have a meltdown later knowing we have all had a wee look at his old fb account Prepare for 50million dots and him ranting down the phone, just going to park myself here in my own lane and wait for it

I thought that as well. That's what he gets for making it public

 

[Philimena cunk]

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What is Marios job ma lovelies??
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Professional hole...

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Well Marion, I’ve booked a table up the west end for dinner outside after work with my pals. I can’t wait to bask in the sunshine with several gins. That is living my life as it should be.

 

[SuzyE]

Well Marion, I’ve booked a table up the west end for dinner outside after work with my pals. I can’t wait to bask in the sunshine with several gins. That is living my life as it should be.

As it should be lovely. I'll be doing the same on Friday and Saturday with my girls, followed by two trips to the theatre

See Maz, an example on how to live your life.

 

[MarionWaffle]

Oh his FB is pure bespoke gold ma lovelies!!!! This gem Such an attention seeker and everything we’ve thought about him is absolutely true

 

[Skyflier6727]

Not enough spelling mistakes for that to have been written by him.

I think he used a spellchecker to cover his tracks but it makes no actual sense. So Marion

 

[Babybail93]

Oh his FB is pure bespoke gold ma lovelies!!!! This gem Such an attention seeker and everything we’ve thought about him is absolutely true

I’ve gone right through that Facebook and read all the tit on it. Cringe is not the word.

Remember, he was 27 years of age at the time of these posts. TWENTY SEVEN speaking like that!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

OMG guys I found his old inactive facebook from about 11yrs ago and some of the status' are gold. He was complaining in JULY about how pish the weather was yet back to the current day he is pure buzzing for autumn? Also someone stole his bag in work, got a phone, camera, hundred quid, credit cards, ipod etc... hmmmm, was there not a story once about him robbing from his work lol? And the pictures!! raw, unedited pictures, lots of them. Fill your boots hens, go and have a wee laugh

He was an aggressive wee prick back then too and still liked an exclamation mark!!!!!!

 

[Cagayu]

He was an aggressive wee prick back then too and still liked an exclamation mark!!!!!!

His abandoned Facebook page!! his rules!!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

His abandoned Facebook page!! his rules!!!

Swerved oot his ain page

Did he hit him with a plastic pumpkin?

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Is this his FB page?
Looks legit

 

[HulaHannah]

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Oh c’mon Mario. It’s so obvious you wrote this yourself


As my granny would have said “he’s a legend in his own lunchbreak”

Emmmm... his stories going on about a job that makes him happy, etc. after being happy to put down cleaners prior to being made redundant?! Not sure you could equate that to chasing a dream job for years. I can imagine working not much more than the equivalent of one full day has its perks though!

 

[MarionWaffle]

Swerved oot his ain page

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Did he hit him with a plastic pumpkin?

this had me burst into spontaneous laughter in the queue at the supermarket
Can you imaging if he’s reading all this and is locked out of this FB account so can’t change his settings

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Swerved oot his ain page

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Did he hit him with a plastic pumpkin?

Hope the Bestie knew better than to expect sensitivity or privacy .

 

[Cagayu]

this had me burst into spontaneous laughter in the queue at the supermarket
Can you imaging if he’s reading all this and is locked out of this FB account so can’t change his settings

He’s probably reporting that his old Facebook praying that zuck shuts it down because he’s forgotten the password years back.

failing that he’s written a badly worded email to Helen.

 

[MarionWaffle]

Lovelies I need your help. I can’t open any attachments on here (blank page comes up) and I get this error every time I click on something. Any ideas why my tattle plays up like this? I’m on an iPhone. Tons a love to whoever can help!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Screaming at his old fb, back when he was living his best life in his aunt's back bedroom, all 4'6" of him threatening some fella.
Yo @Yel I volunteer to deal with his complaint emails.

 

[Instainsta]

That old Facebook has gave me so much laughter today. He keeps calling himself mad maz

 

[BespokeBiatch]

I delved down the old fb rabbit hole and apparently he has 2 sisters?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I delved down the old fb rabbit hole and apparently he has 2 sisters?

Half sister from memory. Think the Don tripped and fell into another woman's vagina.