Has he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.
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Could you imagine if grey food was more prevalent...all these Instahuns would manage to completely strip their feeds of even hints of colour!
She doesn’t like you Mario! Cringe!!!
bleeping HELL you’re right. Of course he would be an onion hater
He is like a bloody onion only with every layer he peels aff he reveals mare and mare reasons why he’s a weird bespoke poor excuse of a human being 
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Wee Deek holding the salt SCREAMS that Mario has just told him to “stoap it” so he can take a picture before he tucks in to the soggy baws. Free Derek!
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Nah, he flip flops from loving his cosy hobbit hole, to hoping one day he will have a house and a garden.
He'll never get a mortgage, because he can't save for a deposit to save his life because of his spending habit.
When Derek was thinking about driving lessons, Mario bought a key fob and an air freshener. That's as near as they've got to getting a car, let alone a house.
I think we live in the same household
Didn’t he say something before like he could get a mortgage at the drop of the hat? I vaguely remember that. When he was walking past all the new builds
Also why does he need oven cleaner?! You’d have been better Maz with some toilet cleaner after what you’ve been eating this weekend!
As if he would know what is trendy! Did he see what him and Derek were wearing at the weekend? It’s like there was a power outage at the Dakota!
Maybe he's asking Derek to nick them as they look like Boujee wee ghosts and would look lovely on his Halloween displayThe saddest bleeping thing I think I’ve ever seen is Deek clutching at that salt shaker like he’s holding up a glass of Prosexxy
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I really hoped Mario would be head to toe fake designer stuff.
Gutted he didn't have his Goooochi belt, maybe his gut would have engulfed itI really hoped Mario would be head to toe fake designer stuff.
Ma lovely! He couldnae wear the bespoke goooochi. That would have done some right damage to the muffin when he sat doon. So aye
Why does he need oven cleaner? He doesn’t cook!
A bit oot ma Lane, but I was having a nosey at miss greedy grid and noticed that mazda seems to copy her quite a lot, albeit months later as he is so behind with the trends, even down to the fire damaged looking bedroom wallpaper, he never sets a trend but always follows, he's defo the influenced and not the influencer, such a wasteful bawbag.
In ye olde days of Bawbagio, he once boasted that Derek and him could get a mortgage for a big hoose *snaps fingers* just like that, but they love their wee hoose so much having built it fae the grun up and spent thoooooosands on it that they really couldn't part with it, cos he's just no ready, and the tenants coming after them would be walking into a goldmine, and anyway he's just so content but of course he looks at other folks hooses and would love what they have, but he's no jealous, nope, not at all, cos people work hard for what they've got but Derek was brave taking this place on and they've got it just how they want it and he's just so proud of their wee selves and its his safe place, so aye but they are very very comfortable financially.
Then he got furloughed and storied panicking that they might lose his safe place, then retracted that to remind people that they were very comfortable and they'll no loss nuhin after all. Then he must've ate a bad batch of beige food, and decided to open up about how bad his and Derek's debt situation was and thanks to Covid and everything being shut, they managed to get debt free and were finally able to sleep at night after many many years of barely making minimum repayments so the debt was always growing.
And that brings us to the present, where you can see he just spent a chunk of money on some bespoke joinery and Pax wardrobes. He never really talks about moving anymore and seems to have settled on having enough stuff to fill a big hoose inside of his wee hoose.
Here endeth the lesson. Treat yourself to some criss and joos if you made it this far
Ma luvly, that is bespoke authentic dinner in a wee dish, in the scent Glaswegian Chicken Curry. Oor Deek has also got a boujee plate of chinese tatties. So aye, back in ma ain lane I go. His takeaway, his rules
Chinese tattiesMa luvly, that is bespoke authentic dinner in a wee dish, in the scent Glaswegian Chicken Curry. Oor Deek has also got a boujee plate of chinese tatties. So aye, back in ma ain lane I go. His takeaway, his rules
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