Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[DollyTheLamb]

Derek looks like your little brother on the first night of your holiday in Spain wearing his cool clothes ready to smash the Teen disco

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I did find myself zooming in for a closer look ma lovlie…… Till I spotted his shoes
Looks like oor Margo dresses wee Deek to look like a total fud to make herself look better.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Derek looks like your little brother on the first night of your holiday in Spain wearing his cool clothes ready to smash the Teen disco

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When you order someone tall dark and handsome from wish and this is what arrives

 

[Babybail93]

When you order someone tall dark and handsome from wish and this is what arrives

The amount of polyester him and Marino were wearing that night, can you imagine the static shocks!

 

[youare1]

This thread has been great these past few days, I'm waiting on the Halloween tree being a thing with him and so many of these other instatwats, like a previous poster said so many trying to copy the american themes but the difference is that most people do it there and the decorations are fab especially with how big trick or treating is, but I guess whatever floats your boat.

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Trick or treating sounds like a great opportunity to go on the beg up at the bed sit. Im only wee, I could pop a Halloween mask on and ring their ring .

“Theres a fun size Mars bar and a wax melt fae ma own bran my lovelies”

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Thing is, he's not having a Halloween party, or kids knocking for sweets, ditto Christmas, they'll be eating a birds eye frozen dinner off their laps watching a film projected onto the wall/mirror.
He needs a toy shop, play with that, leave the flat alone for christ's sake.
Go to a hairdresser. Sign up to adult learning. Get a life coach. Read a bleeping book.

 

[Poptart]

You just know on Halloween Mario is the type to knock all the lights off and pretend he's not in.

 

[Freefalling]

Its genuinely comical that 2 grown men think this is exciting they both desperately need a hobby. No one will see any of the tat in the bedsit apart from on Instagram what a farse

 

[Sloppys]

Sorry just having a laugh at his highlights again can’t even spell Jo Malone properly

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Thing is, he's not having a Halloween party, or kids knocking for sweets, ditto Christmas, they'll be eating a birds eye frozen dinner off their laps watching a film projected onto the wall/mirror.
He needs a toy shop, play with that, leave the flat alone for christ's sake.
Go to a hairdresser. Sign up to adult learning. Get a life coach. Read a bleeping book.

Goto a hairdresser has ended me

 

[Stormi]

Derek looks like your little brother on the first night of your holiday in Spain wearing his cool clothes ready to smash the Teen disco

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Derek looks like your little brother on the first night of your holiday in Spain wearing his cool clothes ready to smash the Teen disco

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I bet you mazza picked that outfit for him ! He must have been made to wear that! It’s fucken hideous

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Calling it now. In the same way that Mario hangs his Christmas door wreath on the inside of his front door, cos fear of theft, the autumn door mat will be on the inside too.

Cos when you're a cleaning account (!), it gives totally the right impression that you're inviting folks to wipe their feet on the way out of your home

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Goto a hairdresser has ended me

I believe in tough love, ma lovelie. I'm like Hitler irl.

 

[SuzyE]

He's quiet today?!.
He's either on a downer after he's built himself up so much last week. Or, he's busy making the hobbit hole autumn central

 

[Philimena cunk]

Trick or treating sounds like a great opportunity to go on the beg up at the bed sit. Im only wee, I could pop a Halloween mask on and ring their ring .

“Theres a fun size Mars bar and a wax melt fae ma own bran my lovelies”

His frigging wax melt/spray rip off Tom Ford shite keeps coming up on my page now ...£5 a toss ..

 

[airyfairy76]

He's quiet today?!.
He's either on a downer after he's built himself up so much last week. Or, he's busy making the hobbit hole autumn central

Busy stringing up his plastic autumn leaves and speshul autumn bunting I reckon…

 

[Skyflier6727]

He's quiet today?!.
He's either on a downer after he's built himself up so much last week. Or, he's busy making the hobbit hole autumn central

Oh he will be throwing dead leaves and pumpkins around the place

 

[minskks]

His frigging wax melt/spray rip off Tom Ford shite keeps coming up on my page now ...£5 a toss ..

I wonder how they get away with not being sued with all the knock off scents.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Reasons for having an autumnal display:
1) you are a shop
2) you are a junior school, teaching the seasons. Lesson one, the autumn equinox falls around 22nd September, when nights are longer than days. M. McKnight see me after class.
3)you are an idiot

 

[Cady1954]

Read this while having a mouthful of tea

He's terminally stupid.

Were those chunters taking the piss out of our soph? Me thinks they were when they spotted the hinch labelled cleaner! Lol. Marion will be livid..

What did our soph buy him for his birthday? I'm guessing duck all or we would have seen it

She'll read here now and send him one of her distressed mirrors from Facebook cheap shop.

Sorry just having a laugh at his highlights again can’t even spell Jo Malone properly

He probably thinks Jo is a bloke the thick tit