Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[lauhlauhlauh]

You just know on Halloween Mario is the type to knock all the lights off and pretend he's not in.

Came here to say precisely this! He is deffo that type!

I’m not one to decorate my flat for every season or event - Christmas only - but I know people who do, although not to the extent as Mario e.g. Autumn decor is strictly for the days before Halloween, not 2 months before!

These people either have kids and/or entertain a lot. He has/does neither of these things. Its all to fill a very empty hole in his life. It’s actually quite sad.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I reckon we need to set up a special boujee curated page dedicated to the shite he obviously buys out of charity shops ..
"Mario's magical merch".

I wonder how they get away with not being sued with all the knock off scents.

Tom Ford probably doesn't realise gabshite exists .

 

[Babybail93]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

 

[Philimena cunk]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

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bleeping hell, it's all beige/white...will come out the other end exactly the same

 

[Babybail93]

bleeping hell, it's all beige/white...will come out the other end exactly the same

The toilet will be getting a bespoke pebble dashing the morrow!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I just can't get my head round what he eats and then claims he suffers ibs. I honestly don't think he has ibs, just a bad diet. The food he eats would make my stomach bad too.

 

[Sloppys]

I think he’s just doing this to troll us now with the food. He can’t seriously stick to beige all the time.

 

[SuzyE]

I see he likes a bit chicken in all that sauce. My cats get more than that.

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

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Soggy baws & chips, yuuummmm

 

[Anti-influencer]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

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This is so offensive to me. Chinese food is so delicious why would you choose the most beige items on the entire menu. He’s an IBS addict. Pure loves the runs.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

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Oh m8 what the actual duck is going on here.

 

[Poptart]

Does he just walk into restaurants, ask what food on the menu is beige and then order that?

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

The saddest bleeping thing I think I’ve ever seen is Deek clutching at that salt shaker like he’s holding up a glass of Prosexxy

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Does he just walk into restaurants, ask what food on the menu is beige and then order that?

No, he just goes to the same places and orders the same shite every time ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

The saddest bleeping thing I think I’ve ever seen is Deek clutching at that salt shaker like he’s holding up a glass of Prosexxy

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Like there isn’t enough salt and msg on it already

 

[Cinpab]

He clearly hates his toilet! So aye

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Like there’s not already enough salt in that shite they’re adding more

 

[blocknroll]

I like that they’ve clearly asked for their orders without onions. The only scrap of nutrients in that beige monstrosity and it’s been left out.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

I like that they’ve clearly asked for their orders without onions. The only scrap of nutrients in that beige monstrosity and it’s been left out.

Looks like the egg has been removed from the egg friend rice too

 

[Babybail93]

I like that they’ve clearly asked for their orders without onions. The only scrap of nutrients in that beige monstrosity and it’s been left out.

He’s the kind of old biddy to say “ahhhhh love onions, but onions dinnae looovee me. So aye”

 

[Booboo76]

Omg of all the food you can have in a Chinese restaurant or any restaurant for that matter, he always chooses the most beige and basic ffs