What a fkin waste of Tattinger when marlons more accustomed to the boujee floral notes of โrolla colaโ
Donโt worry hen. Heโs already in bed.Iโm on holiday with the fam and no signal and raging I canโt keep up real time
You OK babes?Derekโs tracksuit suit is giving me life
Sorry my lovelie but keep oot ma lane. I am going to the dakota next weekend with @menopausalmargrit I have booked the suiteMust be nearly time for Mario to go back to the room and get all cosy and drink the minibar dry. Hope Derek pulls, the naughty boy. Oi @menopausalmargrit are you there, lurking.
When your birthdayโs a farceBack in his hotel room on his big birthday Friday night oot by 10pm It was barely worth ironing the old woman blouse for the night.
Is that Phil and Grant?Ohjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
It was the way he appeared to stroke his leg which did it for me I canโt hold down my ayperool!Ohjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
I've got first dibs on Margrit!You OK babes?
Sorry my lovelie but keep oot ma lane. I am going to the dakota next weekend with @menopausalmargrit I have booked the suite
He's spent a lot of time on his knees.Ohjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
Those are his real Goochis. The plastic ones that gave him blisters. WHY DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HIM FFSWhaaaat the fuuuuck are those . He looks like he forgot to get his own shoes back after the bowling.
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Maybe sheโs away to the Swav Sav. I hope sheโs away somewhere anyway. What a disappointment of a night out never mind a birthday night outThat lassie driven all that way and away to her bed โ
I will fight you to the death for @menopausalmargrit. I want to ride the pelanton all night longI've got first dibs on Margrit!
He's spent a lot of time on his knees.
Those are his real Goochis. The plastic ones that gave him blisters. WHY DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HIM FFS