Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[telltaletitt]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Baby girls been sold for a tenner bag so aye

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Jesus H Christ what a bleeping wild night hunzzzz ah canny keep up wae him

He's in his pj's already

 

[Noseybonk]

He’s such a cutie isnt he? I don’t know how he got landed with that egotistical cockwomble

It’s been said on here before ma lovely, we think Deek did a ‘kiss the ’ dare that got out of hand and he can’t get rid!

 

[Babybail93]

It’s 9.55pm and he’s back in the hotel room they’ve been out roughly 4 hours, max!

 

[telltaletitt]

Nae danger he’s back in the room and in his jammies for ten like fkn clockwork Mazda like fkin clockwork

 

[MarionWaffle]

When yer head is so flat
And you are a twatt
That’s amore

 

[Elbur]

FFS its not evan 10pm and hes back who called it and tipsy dont make me laugh!!

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Mate that door will have been kicked in by now, Rayn’s fucked off, the junkie’s bird has ate the dreamies, Deek’s PS4 getting dismantled and sold

 

[telltaletitt]

FFS its not evan 10pm and hes back who called it and tipsy dont make me laugh!!

Aye well those “aperolessss” are lethal my lovelie

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Has he got new birthday pj's on though.

You witches, wheezing laughing.

 

[Elbur]

Aye well those “aperolessss” are lethal my lovelie

Im mortified for him 38 ive been t

Aye well those “aperolessss” are lethal my lovelie

Hes a bleeping riddy must of been too warm for him tonight what a waste of a night out im actually cringing for him maybe Del and Avaaaamayyy will get a pump

 

[Poptart]

Back in his hotel room on his big birthday Friday night oot by 10pm It was barely worth ironing the old woman blouse for the night.

 

[Noseybonk]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Oh this has made me laugh my hole off, so aye

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Has he got new birthday pj's on though.

You witches, wheezing laugh

Mate that door will have been kicked in by now, Rayn’s fucked off, the junkie’s bird has ate the dreamies, Deek’s PS4 getting dismantled and sold

Imagine if the dyson dryer got knicked. Hope Rayn pisses on his premier Inn pillows before she fucks off.

 

[Poptart]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Clutching ma hoosecoat at this Have just been asked what's so funny....where do I start?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

2 hours ago they were away for dinner. Now they’re already back at the hotel having drinks what’s the bleeping point??

Basking in the ambience ma lovelie.

It's a hot one in Scotland-shire again tonight so his toes are probably paddling in a wee sweaty cheap-shoe pool and he'll not want to damage his hobbit feet.

 

[bugaboo1]

I find it even funnier that there’s tattlers on here that aren’t even from Scotland that find him as much as cock as we do please be assured we aren’t all like Marion some of us can indeed smell the wealth love our English tattlers we should start doing tours to Marlons boujee estate

I’ve no idea how any non Scots even understand what we and Marion are saying!

 

[Whatsallthis]

I hope Del Boy and Hannah are away back out and left him with his comfies. Imagine driving all this way & getting all dolled up only to be back in your hotel room within a couple of hours. What a waste of makeup

 

[Runforestrun]

Is it just my phone screen but I can’t see any difference between the colour of his ‘tanned’ feet or his untanned legs???

 

[Whatsallthis]

So much for his antibiotics! You can’t drink alcohol on them so obviously not on any at all!

I’d imagine it would just be penicillin which you can drink with but we all know that was just a fake story for some content