Sssssshhhh don't tell him.
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I don't think he realises every bespoke boujie hotel has it and if he tans what's in it, he gets it billed tae the room. . fuckin melon
I donโt know who u cud possibly meanIt does look like the coos are going to be meeting up with them
Heโd better keep his location hush hush just incase some of Glasgowโs ruffians get a whiff of him
Why the fk is she there too 
are they having a boujee bespoke threesome and whit the fk are carpet Kerr all about
are they having a boujee bespoke threesome and whit the fk are carpet Kerr all about Right so apparently the Dakota are happy to take orders so what bespoke present can we send up to Marionโs room. Iโm thinking a pint of milk to really get the IBS going.
Oh god I can see this going horribly wrong and Iโm absolutely fkin here for it itโs such a nice night I bet the dakota is jumping tonight and he WILL not fit in one iota with the regular clientele on a Friday night think Iโll go for drinks just to have a wee gander see if I can see him
Is she staying the night or gonna be drink driving home
itโs such a nice night I bet the dakota is jumping tonight and he WILL not fit in one iota with the regular clientele on a Friday night think Iโll go for drinks just to have a wee gander see if I can see him Is she staying the night or gonna be drink driving home
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Haha remember that mini fridgeHe's treatit us this dayn of dawn. He's been in a car, is thrilled that hotels have hoosecoats that don't smell of cat. He's so easily pleased. Doesn't even know its commonly called a minibar, not a little fridge. Remember when he had a mini fridge for two days, on top of his makeup table thing.
The fact that he lives in a 1 bed flat with the kitchen literally across the hall and could have easily kept whatever it was in his actual fridge just cracks me upSheโs sitting doing her fkin makeup wtf thatโs just weird as fk Iโm sorry
wtf thatโs just weird as fk Iโm sorry I donโt know who u cud possibly mean
kissarse McKendry, Ginger Ken-doll, maybe Lordoftheflumps, who knows man they'll all be rockin up wae their lumi spa kits and herbalife shite fur the night and since Mazda cannae afford a weddin i bet yae a pound tae a penny he's planned a first dance wae his prisoner it'll be tale as old as time featuring beauty & the beak 
Are they all sharing that room? today has been a joy!
Orange face
Hotel room bigger than his actual home
Personalised make up bag
Derek dressed like a road man
Moira off her tits on excitement
Hannah having the confidence to park a Range outside the bedsit
today has been a joy! Orange face
Hotel room bigger than his actual home
Personalised make up bag
Derek dressed like a road man
Moira off her tits on excitement
Hannah having the confidence to park a Range outside the bedsit
A hope he diz get burgled so rayn can make her great escape
The arrogance of it, I bet they think their audience would be thrilled and honoured to wat h them wipe their arses.Sheโs sitting doing her fkin makeup
The absolute delight that there are dressing gowns ended me!!!! Oh the luxury!!!!!He clearly doesnโt get out much.
Jumping about all excited for an overnight stay. Red neckโฆ
No sheโs got her own room she took us on a tour of it. Find it weird tho why didnโt her bf go toAre they all sharing that room?
Orange face
Hotel room bigger than his actual home
Personalised make up bag
Derek dressed like a road man
Moira off her tits on excitement
Hannah having the confidence to park a Range outside the bedsit
Are youse all telling me that youse donโt celebrate your birthdaaaze with your candle supplier and carpet fitter?!
Youse are all missing out. Nae debates. So aye.
Youse are all missing out. Nae debates. So aye.
He really doesnโt get out much does he, bless him? Heโs the gift that keeps on giving. Heโs treatit us right enoughHe's treatit us this dayn of dawn. He's been in a car, is thrilled that hotels have hoosecoats that don't smell of cat. He's so easily pleased. Doesn't even know its commonly called a minibar, not a little fridge. Remember when he had a mini fridge for two days, on top of his makeup table thing.
Why do his shirts always look like they are from the old ladies stalls off the Saturday Market?
Bet they smell like they look. Pissy and damp
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