Look at the amount of bleeping shite in that one part of the studio flat!
He’s actually such a wasteful idiot and all his autumn decorations look fuckin tit!
He’s actually such a wasteful idiot and all his autumn decorations look fuckin tit!
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Truly the definition of “eyesore”!!
His clutter would really make me anxious if that was my place.
I don't know how he can relax. And that monstrosity of a mirror looks so out of place in that tiny room of his.
I'm not being funny but is there even ONE actual book in his bespoke boujee palace ?More display 'books' I see
Calling it now, reel/tutorial of a Marion Bespoke Autumnal drink 
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within the next week. Pumpkin Spiced Poverty Stricke Pathetic Middle Aged Man-Child™
🧋 within the next week. Pumpkin Spiced Poverty Stricke Pathetic Middle Aged Man-Child™
He could do without every single thing in that pic, he needs an intervention.
He's got some cornflake boxes covered in fake chanel wrapping.
No books=no brain.
Don't @ me etc.
It’s taken me a good 5 minutes to work out what that is
and I’m still not sure.I wonder if Derek is happy? He seems to just get bossed about. Plus the bedroom is all Mario's stuff out on show
As if Derek doesn't even live there
As if Derek doesn't even live there
He showed Derek's stuff inside the wardrobe once, it wasn't hung, it was just on the floor of the wardrobe. He also showed Derek's games just thrown behind the sofa. He's not nice to Derek.
No cos he’s utterly illiterate so no point in having books!
Oh lovelies ah am howlin 
ah dumped ma bespoke boyfriend in the scent loser today an am nae gutted oor anything but this has cheered me reet ap 
ah dumped ma bespoke boyfriend in the scent loser today an am nae gutted oor anything but this has cheered me reet ap 
£360 for 19hrs at the Dakota wouldn’t have helped his bank balance either. What a mug. All that money to stay a couple of miles down the road
Well he got his free slippers that he’ll wear to death so probably all worth it to him
. It’s just so stupid. The whole stay was pointless - 3 cocktails and in bed by 10pm. He really should have saved his money.Keep dreaming Maz, as long as you keep spending, you'll never leave Scotland to get abroad
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A million miles away from the tit hole he lives in now. He’s a total dreamer not got a clue about real life.Keep dreaming Maz, as long as you keep spending, you'll never leave Scotland to get abroad
100% read that in the voice of Isa!Right ma lovelies I’ve managed tae find a comma break in the between the fam holiday tae post.
So ma take is that Ava Maria wanted tae cum up tae Scotland tae touch base wi her reps tae keep her wee shitey wax melt business on track and promoted.
Her targets were the Steels (I refuse to talk about that situation) and oor Marion. She suggested a group meet up and tae also celebrate his birthday so he grabbed the chance tae shine ma lovelies and invite the coos tae his hobbit hole.
All of this will be on Ava Maria business expenses trust me. Why it wasn’t in a central location is coz oor Maz couldn’t be in control.
In Hannah’s defence re the flat tyre (don’t shoot me down) I know that car park well at Charing Cross and if any car has an issue they try to get you down to those disabled spaces where should can be agreed to….ill get back in ma lane
ETA: All they did wiz share each other’s stories so it wiz awe fur the gram
Wtf is this numpties obsession with autumn 
he is a screwball it’s just all another excuse to buy shite and have content for the gram for the coos to get all excited
he is one odd looking little character isn’t he when you see him in pictures he looks weird! He is dressed for Halloween 
all year round
he is a screwball it’s just all another excuse to buy shite and have content for the gram for the coos to get all excited
he is one odd looking little character isn’t he
when you see him in pictures he looks weird! He is dressed for Halloween all year round It's the only content he can think of. Shopping obsessed.Wtf is this numpties obsession with autumn
he is a screwball it’s just all another excuse to buy shite and have content for the gram for the coos to get all excited
he is one odd looking little character isn’t he
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