Fks sake man been at a boujee bespoke kids soft play party all day and missed 12 fkin pages of shenanigans lol 
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So let me get this straight, Mariah literally has nae pals in real life does he?. Gets a bottle a champagne aff his carpet fitter, invites his candle supplier and is in bed fur 10, next day kiddin on he's got a manky hangover by gettin a McDs when I've had bigger hangovers aff a pack a rennies. He literally invited a bunch a Instagram coos, one that clings aff bigger accounts, 2 that cling aff smaller accounts, one like watching paint dry, the other one a ginger toothy pain in the arse, and all have the presence of nails on a chalk board, the second one is a tag along and boring as duck and the last one has nothing of her own but gets by, by getting her disabled daughter into Mrs hinch and using it to grow her account. That flat is full of utter mutants man and evidence Mariah has absolutely nae pals at all. And all the candid photos. . Well he just looks like a thumb
No My lovelies he will have turned doon the invite. He lives his life HIS way and nae debates. And besides, they had Sean there, I’m guessing Marion and Sean may want to scratch each other’s eyes out.It’s funny how when they all had a meet up they didn’t invite Mario but he’s invited them all to his party
Did they have to take their shoes off in his flat?
I actually feel pity for him that he hasn't got a single solitary real life friend to spend his birthday with.
The "party" is a handful of schemy freeloaders off insta and I would be willing to bet that he never got a decent pressie off any of them.
He would be showing us if he did
I actually feel pity for him that he hasn't got a single solitary real life friend to spend his birthday with.
The "party" is a handful of schemy freeloaders off insta and I would be willing to bet that he never got a decent pressie off any of them.
He would be showing us if he did
Where's his family?!. He couldn't get together with them for a meal out?.
Somethings weird about them with him if you ask me
Somethings weird about them with him if you ask me
Whose Sean?
Big Tombstone teef ma lovlie.
Always up MR arse
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He’s a newbie but a desperate one and has well and truly latched into all the coos big time.
They obviously know the real Marion and can’t stay far enough away from the knob.
Just gonna leave this here…
That’s birthday banner thing looks like a tombstone
@brumbrum16 just catching up and so sorry to hear what you have have been throughHello ma lovelies haven't been on here in a couple of weeks, been in intensive care due to covid and getting pneumonia on my lungs. I shouldn't even be here ma lovelies but a am!! Finally found the strength to come on to say hi to ma tattle sistersanyways what have I missed? Is it Marzipans birthday? Is Deek still alive? How's Rainstorm has she not jumped out the window yet?
Oh ma lovelies I'm to tired to go through the threads but here I am clutching ma beak greatful to be alive. Canny wait to catch up. Much love to ye awl
XxMariah Carey-aboot-his-rug-bein-aw-skee-whiff goat rid eg his last pink one for this same reason, this moonfruit cannae seem tae work oot that yae cannae put a ten ton faux velvet knock of Chesterfield monstrosity that's full a cheap wid and glass which will weigh a ton for that reason, oan tap eh a rug about as wide and thick as Stacey soloman's skinny dyin freak of a sister, he's no got the brains in that thumb shaped skull tae work that wan oot. . see even the cat is scunnered wae it
Just back from ma pal’s hen do, drinking from 2pm, out all day, being the new gay best pal to loads of lassies I’ve just met.
Mario could never.
bleep needs to meet some real pals, so aye.
Mario could never.
bleep needs to meet some real pals, so aye.
He’s gone home to plug himself in and power down… Mazda won’t let Deek the robotI actually cannae believe Deek fucked off and got the train
out of the cupboard for a while nowThat birthday decoration looks like a tombstone #AMNODEAD
Aww lovelies the bumful is back in the hoose! More than what Mario is getting the night after McDs and buckfast
so aye!
Classic bumfle ma lovelie. Bumfle so aye. The tapas weighs it doon!
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