You were spolit, we were only ever allowed 2oz.
You were spolit, we were only ever allowed 2oz.A quarter of cola cubesThat takes me back!
He’s maybe only been booked for a wee while “please pretend we’re still going out for my birthday soiree! I’ll pay you in Cream EggsI actually cannae believe Deek fucked off and got the trainwe won’t see him for months again now.
few too many sherry’s ma lovelyNow tagging the wrong people, doesn't even know who he's invited
The sparks flying oaf that shirt must be wild.View attachment 734479
All that gear and no idea….he still can’t blend his jaw line
How fucking fake are those smilesView attachment 734479
All that gear and no idea….he still can’t blend his jaw line
He resembles a cue ball more than ever with that shine
That shirt is so 2003 (and too tight on him)View attachment 734479
All that gear and no idea….he still can’t blend his jaw line
Just like he could get a mortgage, just like that! *clicks fingers*But he can loose weight just like that *click*
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I did as well. He really mustn't have any real friends in his life. How sad is that.I thought when he said he was having the girls round he meant his actual pals but instead he invites a bunch of dafties fae the gram round to share lumi stories and pretend to be Marion’s pal. And where are they all staying? Big Lou stays in fife!
And what’s that hinger onner mum’s journey woman doing there? Canny stick her.
Just like he could get a mortgage, just like that! *clicks fingers*
What a smashing party, conversations must be flowing! Not. Imagine creating a highlight folder while your guests (can't say friends) are still in the bedsit? I've seen it all nowNae ma lovelies I cannae cope with this. He’s made a fucking highlight of his 38th Birthday!!
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