You were spolit, we were only ever allowed 2oz.A quarter of cola cubesThat takes me back!
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Marion is up past his bedtime oh he will pay for this tomorrow when he’s no well 
Was that supposed to be a buffet on his table?!. Chippy stop on the way home for them l bet 
He’s maybe only been booked for a wee while “please pretend we’re still going out for my birthday soiree! I’ll pay you in Cream EggsI actually cannae believe Deek fucked off and got the train
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few too many sherry’s ma lovely
I thought when he said he was having the girls round he meant his actual pals but instead he invites a bunch of dafties fae the gram round to share lumi stories and pretend to be Marion’s pal. And where are they all staying? Big Lou stays in fife!
And what’s that hinger onner mum’s journey woman doing there? Canny stick her.
And what’s that hinger onner mum’s journey woman doing there? Canny stick her.
All that gear and no idea….he still can’t blend his jaw line
What a bunch of bores, all recording fake laughs with fake friends. What an absolute sin for Marion, 38 and not a sniff of a proper pal at his birthday soiree 
I'd be gutted.
Plus crap buffet, someone order some dominos
I'd be gutted.Plus crap buffet, someone order some dominos
Hahahaha insta versus reality
he has the strangest shaped head
he has the strangest shaped head
The sparks flying oaf that shirt must be wild.
How bleeping fake are those smiles
BIG mama looks hungry he’d better Keep an eye on Rayn or she’ll have her oan a peice
He resembles a cue ball more than ever with that shine
I think wee Marion should go on a health kick in preparation for his 40th birthday! There’s a lot of butter on the biscuit these days. He looked about 7 months pregnant in that shirt yesterday and today his jowls could rival James Corden 
That shirt is so 2003 (and too tight on him)
But he can loose weight just like that *click*
Just like he could get a mortgage, just like that! *clicks fingers*
I did as well. He really mustn't have any real friends in his life. How sad is that.
He looks and sounds as fake as duck in his videos trying to look like he's really enjoying himself.
And this picture just oozes fun
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Just like he could get a mortgage, just like that! *clicks fingers*
What a smashing party, conversations must be flowing! Not. Imagine creating a highlight folder while your guests (can't say friends) are still in the bedsit? I've seen it all now
It’s funny how when they all had a meet up they didn’t invite Mario but he’s invited them all to his party
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