Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[MarionWaffle]

Well now that's a bold choice for a shirt. I'm getting all the 'I'll have two 99's and a quarter of cola cubes please" vibes

A quarter of cola cubes That takes me back!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

An emptae!!! Reminds me so much of Kevin bridges

Wonder who'll take a shite in his kettle

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Wonder who'll take a shite in his kettle

Hopefully Rayn

 

[blocknroll]

Wonder who'll take a shite in his kettle

It’ll be Mario himself hen. Aw they people in that tiny hobbit hole, the queue for the bog is gonnie be too long a wait fir him. That Macdonald’s is goin straight through the flairbairds.

 

[Lady Bug]

Is h staying the night

Oh she couldn't be she must be dying to get home. If she is she needs to grab every ounce of alcohol she can!

 

[blocknroll]

I don’t know who will be more raging about missing out tonight. Scummy Mummy or Tombstone Teeth?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

I don’t know who will be more raging about missing out tonight. Scummy Mummy or Tombstone Teeth?

Might have known Lou Bruce wud be there….obvs sammi n Sean never got the memo

 

[Cagayu]

Everyone is filming each other. It’s like bloody inception.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I confidently predict a return of am no well. He's going to be exhausted and furious after all this socialising. Up at 4 gutting the hoose.
He's Scotland's Hyacinth Bucket.

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Am bleeping fuming man!! am stuck in A&E way my boy coz the selfish wee bastards got a suspected broken wrist and tonight’s THE NIGHT where a think Mario & the gang will go live NOOOOOOOO!!! Am crabbit as duck!!

canny wait to see them spill cherry red soorz aw er his boujeee CRAPET

 

[Popper]

Surely oor H isn’t staying over in the bedsit? Please tell me she’s getting a taxi back to the Dakota. But then she’d need to leave the range parked outside all night. I need answers!

 

[MrsFierce]

I'm buzzing he has folk in the bedsit, for some reason I've looked forward to this dawn of day!!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Surely oor H isn’t staying over in the bedsit? Please tell me she’s getting a taxi back to the Dakota. But then she’d need to leave the range parked outside all night. I need answers!

Maybe Mavis n Derek will share the cat bed and let Hannah huv the bedroom!!

 

[blocknroll]

Surely oor H isn’t staying over in the bedsit? Please tell me she’s getting a taxi back to the Dakota. But then she’d need to leave the range parked outside all night. I need answers!

I’d say the Rangey is pretty bleeping vulnerable lying outside overnight in Seedhill

 

[OhhBacon]

His shirt made me think of that classic 80's show...
*Apologies to the youngsters on here!

 

[Bleepbleep56]

Wonder if any them feel bad scummy and tombstone teeth not invited lol

 

[SuzyE]

So he’s bought his own birthday decorations. Weird as duck right there. So aye.

That just shows how much of a sad bastard he really is. If they were "real" friends they would have organised something for him.
Has this bloke not got any male friends at all?!

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

That crapets gonae be ruined once theyre pissed and shots start splashing everywhere ma lovelies

 

[Babybail93]

I’m calling Mario having a drunken IBS shite in Rain’s dirt tray

 

[Cagayu]

That just shows how much of a sad bastard he really is. If they were "real" friends they would have organised something for him.
Has this bloke not got any male friends at all?!

They aren’t even friends, it’s an Instagram followers boost opportunity