Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

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DollyTheLamb

Babybail93 said:
Could you imagine if last night was a plan for Deek to get her pregnant. So Mario can get his two bedroom cooncil house with the wee baine?
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Has Derek even goat pubes yet? He looks about 8 with his wee PlayStation gear on
Poor wee cunts probably gon game was a suitcase fulla free Dakota biscuits
 
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Babybail93

Ilovecoffee21 said:
Is he there tonight to or just yesterday cos he keeps saying birthday weekend?
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I reckon he’s got a bespoke afternoon tea at the sister’s care home the morrow. If he’s not doing anything with his family I find that really strange, and it just proves to us they cannot stand the little scrote
 
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DaisyDeluxe

He shared all the birthday messages from his insta groupies, but I didn't think I seen one from Hinch?!
 
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Skyflier6727

I love it too. It’s never bitchy (well only to oor Mazda) and it’s so much fun.
 
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Babybail93

They were in that hotel for roughly 19hrs. It cost about £350. They could have had a WEEK in Gran Canaria for a couple hundred more. This is why he will never have anything nice or experience anything. He wastes money

 
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Kaydeelaydee

So far the biggest birthday surprise is that Bawbagio doesn't shave his legs. I've now done masel a wee mischief contemplating the state of his milk, lemonade and chocolate stations. Why does my brain betray me thus? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY
 
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I wud like sum tea

Hannah’s nae chance of they 2 eejits being able to change her tyre….they will probably leave her stranded and head to central to get the train back to the bedsit
 
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Babybail93

I wud like sum tea said:
Hannah’s nae chance of they 2 eejits being able to change her tyre….they will probably leave her stranded and head to central to get the train back to the bedsit
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He probably snuck doon in the night to hammer the nail in for a bit of content the morrow. I can just imagine them two fucking off and leaving her CIOU!
 
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DebEdg

Dial a bus has actually broken me
 
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Dawn Dayn

Just had a proper look at Hannah's stories. Why does she talk in that sing song patronising way.
Love that Mario looks up to her like she's the Duchess of Cambridge, she's so common.
So Mario has the lassies coming roon tonight, bracing myself for another night of debauchery, ie bingo and bed by 9pm for Mario, then for me mild flirting with johno and Margrit from 10pm until my battery runs oot.
Ooh will he slap on his out of date make up on them, give them a blast of the dyson like being blessed by the Pope.
 
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Babybail93

If I were that Hannah I’d be seething with that fucking Oompa Lumpa laughing at me. She’s a prick, but she’s gone out of her way to pick them up and take them home. Now the simpleton has gone to get the train and the other thing is just laughing at her misfortune. That’s gratitude for you. Horrible little man
 
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Doodlebug71

So the birthday weekend continues wae the lassies comin roon , they will aww be having a shot of his Dyson and oplex hannah will be chomping at the bit to freedom fae this twit...so aye
 
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fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa

Story of mahhhh life, everyday on ma stories I always say this happens to me…
Naw Mazza, it dinny happen to you it happened to Hannah, you could’ve fucked off on the train way your carers card way Deek but naww you wanted to stay and be in amongst aw the action and up your engagement so aye and so forth.

That’s all am saying the day coz a canny cope! Crabbit!
 
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