He’ll have snuck the handheld shark into his wee bespoke trolley case to whizz roon this morning, a wipe roon aw the foosty make up and discarded prosecco glasses, empty Deek’s makeshift ashtray and munchy wrappers, and be raging that the Dakota never followed up on his request to install a mini waashin machine next to the personalised mini fridge for him tae stick a load in this morning. Karma on their arse, they’ll need to deal wae the ibs sheets themselMarion has been up gutting the hotel room since 6am, pass it on!
Aye the lift deffo doesn’t goto the tap!Well the long time coming 38th birthday night oot was a bigger let down than Marion’s annual Christmas colour scheme reveal. I spent longer getting my bespoke colour done at the hairdressers the other night.
And the way oor H says “and look at this one” when she’s talking to Derek and swings the camera round and he’s standing like a 5 year old dressed up as a pilot/golfer. She speaks to him like he actually is a 5 year old. He’s defo not all there the wee soul.
I was thinking this. As much as I love Derek, there’s definitely not a lot going on upstairs. Last night just proved it. With the £1 Primark sunglasses on inside, sipping the champers with a grinWell the long time coming 38th birthday night oot was a bigger let down than Marion’s annual Christmas colour scheme reveal. I spent longer getting my bespoke colour done at the hairdressers the other night.
And the way oor H says “and look at this one” when she’s talking to Derek and swings the camera round and he’s standing like a 5 year old dressed up as a pilot/golfer. She speaks to him like he actually is a 5 year old. He’s defo not all there the wee soul.
See he’s got his sunflower lanyard.These two here on Hannah’s page as she does a tour of her room.
They're standing there looking at her like two love struck puppies. But l loved it when she said "What are you two doing here, get out"
I haven’t heard this quote in yearsAye the lift deffo doesn’t goto the tap!
They don’t make masks for beaks ma lovelieSee he’s got his sunflower lanyard.
Then Moira done a fart, wafted it around with that paper and then leftThese two here on Hannah’s page as she does a tour of her room.
They're standing there looking at her like two love struck puppies. But l loved it when she said "What are you two doing here, get out"
I'm Welsh and I don't hate all Scottish peopleI find it even funnier that there’s tattlers on here that aren’t even from Scotland that find him as much as cock as we doplease be assured we aren’t all like Marion some of us can indeed smell the wealth love our English tattlers we should start doing tours to Marlons boujee estate
THE FUCKING STATE AWV THAT GOB!On this new dayn of dawn post birthday I thought it was time for an avatar. Soooo many to choose from but this orange filtered to fuck, and the lights are on but naebdies hame Derek was my absalootstapulfav.
I've just joined the thread and reading this, can hardly see through tears of laughter, cannot believe I've got 17 pages to read up on now, better get the kettle on!Oooo here I um! Am away tae celebrate ma threed title!been plannin it aw week tae! First by uppin ma capital one credit limit and gone tae the shoap fur sum Taytos and dilutin joos, Ribena mind pure bespoke nane eh that watered doon pish. Might even get masel some babybels, gie myself the chronic Duke of argyles but fuck it Tons a love and YOLO!. You'll find me oot the morra night at the dakota up to ma 3 pubes in pure lethul cocktails askin the reception at Dakota if they've goat any pillows fur sale, I mean Al promote them an aw that but I'm not a big influencer and never want tae be. So aye an so forth. Back in Yer laines ya overtakin basturts Smell the wealth and I don't care, cause if I did care and stoapped carin I'm a different person and you'll aw know aboot it.
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