There’s way more hair on them knees than Phil and Grant’s heidsIs that Phil and Grant?
Oh OK, he's probably a shortarse anyway. Despite my alluring avi, I am a woman.I will fight you to the death for @menopausalmargrit. I want to ride the pelanton all night long
I do find short men very attractive. I actually get married in two weeks to another man but if there are any short attractive gay men available let me know ASAPOh OK, he's probably a shortarse anyway. Despite my alluring avi, I am a woman.
God Margrit is going to kill us when he sees this.
LOVE YOU MARGRIT HUN IT WAS ALL JOHNOJONES IDEA.
Likely she funded a lot of it too!H has driven a long way for a plate of pasta and a hawn full of chips ma luvlees
He’s tanned without exfoliating ma lovely, av made that mistake before .. his bespoke skin could definitely take an exfoliation sessionOhjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
South Yorkshire I believe..I want to say I can’t believe he’s gone to bed but it’s 80 year old Marion so it’s not a shock.
Where has Oor H travelled from? What a waste, she’s been out all of 3 minutes before being told it’s bed time!
Whaaaat the fuuuuck are those. He looks like he forgot to get his own shoes back after the bowling.
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Aye and stevie wonder says oor Mazda is a pure babe anaw
Come on lassies there’s enough of me to go roon. Love youse aw xxxI will fight you to the death for @menopausalmargrit. I want to ride the pelanton all night long
Look at the icon JaneWell ma lovelies am just in from seeing HRH Jane tonight and there’s 7 pages to go through on here!!!! Ahv just looked at his stories and I called it - Italian in the Merchant City and back in the hotel for 9pm. How tragic.
Here’s a wee photie of oor Jane from tonight. Front row nonetheless. Smell the wealth a know.
Maybe he’s having a wee douche when he gets back ma lovelie. It’s fine when the water runs clear (so I’ve heard…)Double carbs? Nae boady is bottoming for Mario’s day of birth the night ma lovelies
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