"Bought masel" has replaced "I pay fuhl rent" but the message is the same - lest it be forgot that he has (thank you covid) money.
I particularly detest him today.
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I particularly detest him today.
Faye needs a Mario in her life to sort her lips out.. he types, with one hand, the other hand scratching the itchy, dry skin from his lips, flakes of skin snowing onto his hoosecoat. He flicks it onto the carpet. “I’ll get that with the shark tomorrow”.
From the couch, he presses the screen on his personal phone on the table, with his long strangler finger.
No notifications.
No messages.
Not even from Bernadette.
His instagram phone pings. 143k down to 142k followers. The glow from the phone stings his Kerry Katonas.
‘duck!’
He thought frantically.
‘I know!’ He races two steps into the kitchen, instagram phone in hand.
New Story: Meter needing boxed in.
As he sits back on the couch he waits…
Ping, ping, ping..
‘You are an inspiration Mario”
“I’m a joiner, I can do your meter box for free for publicity”
“You’re a begging bleep” *blocked*
”I love you Mario”
He inhales deeply, as the cosy state of mind is restored. For now.
From the couch, he presses the screen on his personal phone on the table, with his long strangler finger.
No notifications.
No messages.
Not even from Bernadette.
His instagram phone pings. 143k down to 142k followers. The glow from the phone stings his Kerry Katonas.
‘duck!’
He thought frantically.
‘I know!’ He races two steps into the kitchen, instagram phone in hand.
New Story: Meter needing boxed in.
As he sits back on the couch he waits…
Ping, ping, ping..
‘You are an inspiration Mario”
“I’m a joiner, I can do your meter box for free for publicity”
“You’re a begging bleep” *blocked*
”I love you Mario”
He inhales deeply, as the cosy state of mind is restored. For now.
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100% and both are c@nts! I see Mazda ordered the “Mrs Hinch themed Greige special” at the ChineseThere he is with his John Terry haircut
Hey y’all just stepping out ma ain lane hens after needing a wee comma break. Saw this on Facebook and made me think off aw wee boujee hen moira anyway let’s all get back in oor wee ain lane and have a wee joos and tapass table cheeseboard without real cheese comma break
I’m still creased at Mario thinking he is some sort of makeup guru that hangs around with ‘Love Island’ types that worships his makeup skills 
We all know he’s more of a hit with the over 55 age group. He really believes he’s something he’s not doesn’t he 
We all know he’s more of a hit with the over 55 age group. He really believes he’s something he’s not doesn’t he 
When he has his monthly PMS (Pure Mario Shite) meltdowns I used to try and decifer them. But in the words of the Dragons in the Den - I'm out.
On ma tinder there guys and a guy a had matched way messaged me, a was aww excited but then the messages said “hello there lovely” and well that’s me gone, done, deleted the app, never to return to it again, so aye, am living ma life the way it should be!!
My Merchant City spies tell me that Derek is out for dinner in a tracksuit and that the two of them have been sat on their phones the full time they’ve been in the bar.
City Centre is the busiest I’ve seen it since February 2020 so Marion will be up to high doe!! He will be scoffing that food and up the road to get cosy quicker than you say cosy vibes!!
City Centre is the busiest I’ve seen it since February 2020 so Marion will be up to high doe!! He will be scoffing that food and up the road to get cosy quicker than you say cosy vibes!!
Can your spies get a picture
Has Mario got a school uniform outfit on?
It is if you’re a Fanny
I’m still thinking he’s a parody account ….. seriously nobody is that thick. I think the message he got was actually written by himself and he’s taking the piss
Can that pizza get anymore burnt on the edge
So what I can make out from his little rant again is he thinks he a A list celeb who would be in a gossip mag if it was 10 years ago? He’s deluded if that’s what he thinks. I agree with what someone said above - people only watch him out of curiosity. He is a bloody freak show. He never has or never will be an influencer. His account has no direction, no management, no personality and no individuality. He has no ideas of his own. The whole ‘all areas of my life’ is where it goes wrong because he is trying to cover so many things 
I just asked but they were in and out of the place within an hour. Marion had a hoody and black leggings (assuming jeans) on.
In typical Marion fashion I see he ordered the most basic things from the menu. He would’ve been better off at Castleveeeetchie.
Obvs no having a sesh in the town Derek n Mavis are up the road pronto getting aww cozy ffs living life as it shud be again 
So glad Derek is alive!
Well he’s back with a vengeance isn’t he quite the performance Marion 
bravo he’s either finished his period or got a provvy loan 
quite the performance Marion bravo he’s either finished his period or got a provvy loan Mario, see if you just hawd yer horses and wait till Autumn/Halloween time, you can buy orange pumpkins for actual Halloween! Poundland even has silver and black matte ones in last year! Why is he acting like this he’s an actual fanny
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