Anyone that drinks baileys loves Mario, pass it on.
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Morning my lovelies. I hope on this day of dawn that is a Monday we are all living life as it should be lived, staying in our ain lanes and living our boujee bespoke lives? What the name of all that is holy is that “vaise” like? God it was awful to start with and now even worse…..
It gives me the dry heaves
He's forgotten the filter, all I can see is the falbon clashing with the floor.hand full of thumbs
My money is on it heading to wherever tat ends up in his as he sits and patiently waits in hope of his leader sending him her one from her
She just happens to have a white vaise in her collection. And what does our Mario need…? No way. A white vaise! What are the chances! What perfect timing to screw up a vaise with spray paint!
A boujee and bespoke Monday to ye all my lovelies
If we didn’t know Marion better we would think he screwed it up on purpose! Karma on my arse for even typing that!!!
Pure cluchin ma masoove beak at those Pizza Bagels ma lovlies 
anyway skidding right back into wee deeks non existent parking spot mwah mwah mwah
anyway skidding right back into wee deeks non existent parking spot mwah mwah mwah
Christ, those pizza bagels are incinerated 
Ah, "vaise". My dear old Gran would talk like that when speaking to my dad's slightly posher family. LOLZ
Ah, "vaise". My dear old Gran would talk like that when speaking to my dad's slightly posher family. LOLZ
I was just coming on to say this is what my 6 year olds lunches looks like when it’s a rainy day during the summer holidays and I try to entertain them for an hour by letting them “make” their own lunchPizza bagels for lunch. Looks like the crap a kid makes when they want to help with lunch.best part is, he thinks they look good.
Pisses me off that when he does his tit talking videos he always has the bleeping tv blaring out in the background
I'm waiting for the "So many people have asked what l put on my bagels " 
Cheese, tomatoes with a dash of IBS for good measure. Hope that helps ma lovelieI'm waiting for the "So many people have asked what l put on my bagels "
There'll be a dash of IBS in his knickers after that concoctionCheese, tomatoes with a dash of IBS for good measure. Hope that helps ma lovelie
nae debates oan ma post!Said no one everI'm waiting for the "So many people have asked what l put on my bagels "
Who called a lino flooring jurnee ma lovelies…?
Oh ma lovelies, am haudin ma breath in anticipation for this postage stamp sized flooring journey I’m thinking it might be some ‘linoleum’
I’m thinking it might be some ‘linoleum’ My bumhole looked like one of those pizza bagels, after a nasty bout of dysentery.
Also... PENDING.
It's lino, isn't it. Sigh.
Also... PENDING.
It's lino, isn't it. Sigh.
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