Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

[HulaHannah]

Can you imagine coming home after a Mario clean. Cat and dog dead, cleaning cupboard empty, everything that isn't a candle or a wax melt chucked behind the sofa.

I'd worry about how much stuff I'd come home to find on top of a wardrobe or in my bathrooms.

 

[Skyflier6727]

The wee tonsil is ‘crafting’ something for Christmas. In August.

Noticed he had the fire on last night too. I’m in the south of England and it’s not great summer weather but warm enough. Can someone further north please confirm or deny this cold snap you seem to be having according to Mario?!

Also, Hinch has a new Tesco Tat range so I sense we may get treatit to a haul soon lovelies.

It is fecking clammy and horrid. I’ve got a t-shirt on and I’m still roasting!! Every window open to try and get some air in the scent fresh air!!!

 

[Booboo76]

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It’s the toes for me!

 

[Luna25]

The heed more like that nose that must have hurt like a witch

 

[twilightgarden]

I'd worry about how much stuff I'd come home to find on top of a wardrobe or in my bathrooms.

Your bathroom cabinet would be moved into your living room hen. Pure bespoke

 

[Chez300]

F**k me. I just finished my dinner, seen two lovely dinners on IG stories .

THEN THIS

 

[uno momento *****]

F**k me. I just finished my dinner, seen two lovely dinners on IG stories . View attachment 703553View attachment 703554
THEN THIS
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I came here for this. His gravy is like dirty ditch water & who the hell has aunt bessie’s roasties with mince??? Where’s the mash???

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

He looks like the undertaker guy out of Stella

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mince and bisto, Derek gets a decent discount on marks food, no excuse for the tit he serves.

 

[Sloppys]

Does he genuinely think we care?

Do they sit on the floor and eat off the coffee table? He’s trying to make out he’s got a table with that picture not enough room in the postage stamp.

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Wee cheeky bailey’s doop since he’s aff the morra.

duck me, it must be lethal like his *points to aperol spritz*

 

[SuzyE]

Fake Bailey's. You certainly know how to live a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget, Mario

 

[AuntieSocial]

I hadn't noticed his boujee pronunciation of 'vase' before

 

[Noseycow2020]

He must not be on his bff hinch’s list for her new Tesco drop, she has a white vase that would be perfect for him

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Is that the Shark photobombing?

it’s official, he is a 70 year old woman! The only person I knew that drank baileys was my Gran!!

 

[twilightgarden]

Did the Pink Stuff manage to get the stain out of his top?

 

[MarionWaffle]

What is that behind him?? It matches his baldy locks.

 

[telltaletitt]

What the fk is a “vaise”

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Is that the Shark photobombing?

it’s official, he is a 70 year old woman! The only person I knew that drank baileys was my Gran!!

I love that you spotted this. I'm clutching ma beak.

What the fk is a “vaise”

It's how posh people say it, stop showing yourself up ma lovelie.

 

[telltaletitt]

I love that you spotted this. I'm clutching ma beak.


It's how posh people say it, stop showing yourself up ma lovelie.

I’ll need to swerve back intae ma ain Laine apologise profusely