Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

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The wee tonsil is ‘crafting’ something for Christmas. In August.

Noticed he had the fire on last night too. I’m in the south of England and it’s not great summer weather but warm enough. Can someone further north please confirm or deny this cold snap you seem to be having according to Mario?!

Also, Hinch has a new Tesco Tat range so I sense we may get treatit to a haul soon lovelies.
The fire is just an effect, doesn't get hot according to Mario. So the media wall is just a hole the tv doesn't fit in, and a fire that isn't a fire. 🤦‍♀️🥔❤😂😭⚰
 
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The wee tonsil is ‘crafting’ something for Christmas. In August.

Noticed he had the fire on last night too. I’m in the south of England and it’s not great summer weather but warm enough. Can someone further north please confirm or deny this cold snap you seem to be having according to Mario?!

Also, Hinch has a new Tesco Tat range so I sense we may get treatit to a haul soon lovelies.
It is the furthest thing from cold up here, and I'm assuming he can have the flames on without heat like a screensaver. Why you would even want to create the illusion of heat in these temperatures is a mystery and all part of the charrrrum of this wee odd bod.

I have "gutted" my gallery cos it was getting out of hand, but this keeper is going nowhere.

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is it wrong of me to think that, apart from his hair, he actually looked better in that pic? at least he looked less plastic-y and more his age? healthy, almost!
 
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The fire is just an effect, doesn't get hot according to Mario. So the media wall is just a hole the tv doesn't fit in, and a fire that isn't a fire. 🤦‍♀️🥔❤😂😭⚰
Honest ta God. Did I just think that was reeel fiyah? Oooh ma god hen. I cannae baleeeve tha just happened. Of course it’s no reeeel!

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It is the furthest thing from cold up here, and I'm assuming he can have the flames on without heat like a screensaver. Why you would even want to create the illusion of heat in these temperatures is a mystery and all part of the charrrrum of this wee odd bod.

I have "gutted" my gallery cos it was getting out of hand, but this keeper is going nowhere.

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One eye going doon the shop, the other coming back with the change. So aye
 
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So many bullshit stories, and they're all abzalootely hideous! 😂 Hawnest tae gawd, ma lovelies, Marlon kees demonstrating he's full of shite and lives in his own wee world, and with each and every day that passes, his ego and stupidity increases beyond all realms of understanding.... 🙄😂
 
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It is the furthest thing from cold up here, and I'm assuming he can have the flames on without heat like a screensaver. Why you would even want to create the illusion of heat in these temperatures is a mystery and all part of the charrrrum of this wee odd bod.

I have "gutted" my gallery cos it was getting out of hand, but this keeper is going nowhere.

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He looks like a tobacco stained skunk 🦨 😂
 
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is it wrong of me to think that, apart from his hair, he actually looked better in that pic? at least he looked less plastic-y and more his age? healthy, almost!
What about the eyebrows, there's like a mile between them. 😂

Honest ta God. Did I just think that was reeel fiyah? Oooh ma god hen. I cannae baleeeve tha just happened. Of course it’s no reeeel!

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Goochi watch tho. ⚰
 
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It is the furthest thing from cold up here, and I'm assuming he can have the flames on without heat like a screensaver. Why you would even want to create the illusion of heat in these temperatures is a mystery and all part of the charrrrum of this wee odd bod.

I have "gutted" my gallery cos it was getting out of hand, but this keeper is going nowhere.

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duck me imagine getting that heed through the birth canal , my eyes are watering at thought.

Crafting with cuntio on this new dayn of dawn ma luvlees
 
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