Does he genuinely think we care?
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That first post, he's thought about it, but panicked and can't cope. I don't think it'd work out, he can't handle responsibility, he wouldn't be able to cope with the professional side, ie paperwork insurance tax billing. And let's be honest, he thinks twenty minutes spraying air freshener equals gutting.I swear to god the ‘Enjoy a little bit of me’Plus folk ‘allegedly’ asking if he’ll clean their house ha sent me over the fcking edge tonight. What an absolute narcissistic hole he is!!
The robot hoover is probably an unwanted gift n the brother thought he wud pass it on tae the melt that is Mavis!!!!
Screeching so fast oot of ma lane that there's skid marks as far as the eye can see!
That robotic hoover
We have one but have a crawling baby, curious toddler and a lot of floor to cover 
It's no a bad wee thing and does the entire house in just under an hour (usually when I'm on the school run). But Christ, a wee 2 bedroomed flat crammed with tat? Complete waste of money. You'd be quicker actually hoovering.
That robotic hoover
We have one but have a crawling baby, curious toddler and a lot of floor to cover It's no a bad wee thing and does the entire house in just under an hour (usually when I'm on the school run). But Christ, a wee 2 bedroomed flat crammed with tat? Complete waste of money. You'd be quicker actually hoovering.
Honestly I was pure beelin when I saw that, Marion spoils everything nice!
Nah, he treatid himself, doesn't want to admit it. Doubt his poor brother has had any work since covid, and it's such an odd thing to buy. Guaranteed Mario bought it with his *birthday money*
It is my absolute favourite word and it winds my hubby up something terrible. So of course I use it all the time!! And even more if he weaves out of his lane.Cludgiethat’s one word that cuts right through me - my dad uses the word and I don’t know anyone else who does haha
If my brother bought me a Hoover I’d brain him with it!!
Who in the name of duck wants to see the remains of your bleeping breakfast! woman.
Sorry for being aggressive hens but he winds me up the wrong way
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Me when I realise Maz has gone an eatit his breakfast before taking a picture fur us awe:
The bedsit only has one bedroom. Klarna on your arse xScreeching so fast oot of ma lane that there's skid marks as far as the eye can see!
That robotic hoover
He will get more alerts about the Hoover running into obstacles than he will about it completing any actual hoovering. You could actually sell him any old shite, he has issues.
He wouldn't even be aware of the professional side, Dawn ma lovelie, it'd be cash in the strangler fingered hand for the wee shite!
Another day, another caption with a spelling error. Oor Marion is consistent if nothing else!
Can you imagine coming home after a Mario clean. Cat and dog dead, cleaning cupboard empty, everything that isn't a candle or a wax melt chucked behind the sofa.
And him answering yer door in a state of undress where he has used your bath to sample wan of his bath bombs...so ayeCan you imagine coming home after a Mario clean. Cat and dog dead, cleaning cupboard empty, everything that isn't a candle or a wax melt chucked behind the sofa.
Well that's the incarceration been moved up to maximum security then 
. Shred them hen, you know you want to
. Shred them hen, you know you want to
The wee tonsil is ‘crafting’ something for Christmas. In August.
Noticed he had the fire on last night too. I’m in the south of England and it’s not great summer weather but warm enough. Can someone further north please confirm or deny this cold snap you seem to be having according to Mario?!
Also, Hinch has a new Tesco Tat range so I sense we may get treatit to a haul soon lovelies.
Noticed he had the fire on last night too. I’m in the south of England and it’s not great summer weather but warm enough. Can someone further north please confirm or deny this cold snap you seem to be having according to Mario?!
Also, Hinch has a new Tesco Tat range so I sense we may get treatit to a haul soon lovelies.
LOVELIES. When is his boujee Dakota birthday extravaganza? I must know!!!!! Need to make plans for the stakeout.
Do you think that's the precise amount of leftovers necessary to maintain XS
I mean how f**king cold is it in Paisley?! The slippers, socks, ski pants and long sleeved top Even with the windows open a crack you wouldn’t need that get up.
Even with the windows open a crack you wouldn’t need that get up.
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