Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

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Granny cardy ian and going to hibernate til next summer then fake tan he cannae wait to try...get I'm the bin mierdre..so aye ma luvlees
 
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Ma lovelies ma brand wisny updated by oor Hannah cos the black and white bespoke in the colour bland wae the scent desperation jist matches aww ma nootral tones and ma vestibule in the bedsit so aye. Nae debates that’s wit it is ma lovelies. So aye get some class cos ah have a brand and ats at.
 
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I fucking hope he does hibernate ‘till next Summer, it will spare us having to endure his basic white girl Christmas and Halloween jurneh!!
 
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Omg stop it
This thread is too much …. I’ve got tears rolling doon ma face . Moderators - please could we have a and a (Fanny) buttons to press, oh and a wee would be handy too . Chantin ye aww oan fae the rooftaps ma lovelies
 
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I’m over here petrified to post a photo of myself to my 422 followers on Instagram and then there’s that cunt posting this to 20,000 (assuming the rest are BOTS)!!! I wish I had hawf of his confidence!!
Now don't be shy ma lovelie, post a pic.
 
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I’m over here petrified to post a photo of myself to my 422 followers on Instagram and then there’s that cunt posting this to 20,000 (assuming the rest are BOTS)!!! I wish I had hawf of his confidence!!
Don't be shy, post the pic. We're all chantin you oan from the rooftops!
 
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Fucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!

Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier

Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom

The chunky knit fleece cardigan hoosecoat

The elf ears

The NOSE!

The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!

Fucks sake Mario!
 
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Creased!
 
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Just catching up on Marions insta and huv gave masel whiplash veering right oot ma ain lane to see the comments on his tights/hoosecoat combo. Wtaf. I've had it. He is a parody and trolling us all and I refuse to believe otherwise!!
 
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Absolutely screaming at some of these comments aww ma tattle sisters you really are the best
 
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DEED!!!!!!!
 
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