Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

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SuzyE

It's definitely official lads. Mario really is a middle age man in an old man's body after that chunky cardi post

One thing Maz, you never fail us
 
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menopausalmargrit

A wrap and soup in Spoons. Fuck me.

And what’s the obsession with spray painting everything? Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
 
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mrsbucket

menopausalmargrit said:
A wrap and soup in Spoons. Fuck me.

And what’s the obsession with spray painting everything? Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
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He is supporting a small local business naebody has heard of called Wetherspoons hen now sit doon and get some class!

Chucky cardigans Maz has truly been a gift this weekend 🥲
 
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Skyflier6727

I’m smelling a sneaky wee liar in the scent skint!!!
 
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Dawn Dayn

Alistess said:
Am bereft. Love me a cardigan. Just bought this and was feeling quite the thing on my jaunts out.
I‘m not cool enough for tattle.
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Well ma lovelie, how many wax burners do you have, and duvet sets? Do you cut your own hair? I like your cardie, let's face it, it's not the sort of horror that Mario will get.
 
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Noseycow2020

I feel like I might have been in the same bespoke shopping centre as Marion today but I never seen him gutted
 
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fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa

This is the boujiee chucky cardy that oor Mazza is looking for, anybody got a spare granny that can knit him wan n make his whole entire year! So then he can lie in his comfy as fuck bed, that he spends the majority of his life in as he’s come to realise, with his chucky cardy, fleecey wahhhful blanket and **THAT** (points to it) drink, aw comfy and cosy as that’s how life should be lived, hope that makes sense youse aw know me lolol xo
 

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Alistess

Dawn Dayn said:
Well ma lovelie, how many wax burners do you have, and duvet sets? Do you cut your own hair? I like your cardie, let's face it, it's not the sort of horror that Mario will get.
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Thank you ma lovelie.
Wax burners = zero.
Duvet sets = six.
DIY haircuts = not since the end of lockdown.
Cardigans = too many to count.
 
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Booboo76

He’s just getting his beg in so someone who knits has time to knit him one before winter, he should be ashamed of himself
 
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menopausalmargrit

He’s aw shopped out - Home Bargains, TK Maxx and Perfume Shop! Give me fucking strength!!!

And what is latest rambling about?

P.S. Marion hen, you’ll never have a bigger house. You’re nearly 40 and no where near to having a mortgage so unlikely you’ll have one.
 
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Popper

I thought he could have a mortgage like that •clicks strangler fingers so what’s with the “when we are able to get something bigger” Keep up with your lies Marion
His content since returning from his comma has been better than ever, top class bespoke content. But not the kind of content that will get you a career in social media Marion, so sit down and get some Klarna and order yerself a chunky cardi.
 
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Sloppys

He’s never gonna have a bigger home though is he? And if he seriously thought he would be able to why spend so much money on shite for the postage stamp?
 
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SuzyE

Maz is desperate to have a house, but we all know his chances of that happening are very slim because of his past debts, and he still has a spending problem now imo.

So keep on dreaming Maz, because at your age you'll have to have a massive deposit to get that dream home
 
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telltaletitt

There’s a whole world out there to see really Marion you’d never know you sit in the gaff 24/7
 
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