Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

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They See Me Trolling...

I really like the shirt - I realise this means I have to totally lost the plot my lovelies!
 
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Cagayu

We’ve been robbed of him seeing him strutting around his bed sit in this nasty co ord
 
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Alansbigplate

What you wearing?
Just jeans and a nice top
 
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Itscharlibaby

Ma lovelies in this new day of dawn I see our wee icon is influencing far and wide, Instagram presents you with….the hoover haircut in the style ‘please just shave your heed’ and the scent ‘pure fannybaws’

So boujee and bespoke

 
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menopausalmargrit

That shirt is fucking barking! Everything in River Island men’s department is tbh, how they’re still going and Topman isn’t still blows my mind! I mean I get why Topman isn’t but their style vs River Island is miles better!! Anyway, back in ma ain lane…

What date is his birthday so we can go and stalk have a drink in the Dakota hotel bar?
 
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Durhamlass

His birthday month virgos. It’s my birthday month too but am crap and only really acknowledge it for the day. However I am a Leo and Leo’s cover August until the last week. He needs to fuck off
 
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menopausalmargrit

Durhamlass said:
His birthday month virgos. It’s my birthday month too but am crap and only really acknowledge it for the day. However I am a Leo and Leo’s cover August until the last week. He needs to fuck off
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He’s a moron hen, don’t let it bother you! We are aw chanting you oan and Cannae wait tae see yer new blouse you goat for yer late lunch night oot!
 
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HulaHannah

You have to wonder how much Mario thinks toppers and duvets generally cost. 'Bit pricey'...emmm £55 for a double topper and £40 for a duvet is generally normal price or maybe even cheap! Or am I just looking and shopping in the wrong places as my topper was almost double that and I know my sister's was even more as she wanted decent thickness memory foam?!
Smell the wealth!
 

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Booboo76

Omg that shirt is vile, he really has the worst taste in clothing, also get some wooden hangers maz for the love of god and your clothes!
 
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Poptart

He's trolling us with the cardigan post, I'm not having it said otherwise. Nae debates
 
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Sloppys

So ma lovelies where to start this morning he’s only brought half of the twin set co ord this time. Why hasn’t he treated himself to both to complete the look for his boujee birthday?
The fluorescent cycling shorts… definitely dresses like a 10 year old girl!
On the beg for a gifted bespoke chunky cardigan. It’s still summer Marion you fucking melt.
 
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Dawn Dayn

fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa said:
A fucking canny greeting! He has got to be 1,000% a parody account c’mon tae fuck!!!
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Charity shop, granny cardies there ma lovelies. Who thinks of winter clothes in AUGUST ffs. I'm thinking of bbqd food, wearing ma non Primark tshirts, watering my tomatoes and chillies. Tbh that's fairly granny. Oh.
 
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menopausalmargrit

fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa said:
A fucking canny greeting! He has got to be 1,000% a parody account c’mon tae fuck!!!
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ITS FUCKING AUGUST!!! And who fucking wears a chunky cardigan? In fact, who fucking wears a cardigan?

What does Derek see in him? Does Derek actually think he is an older lady and isn’t in fact gay?

I’m speechless!
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Calling all knitters . Mario requires a chucky knit cardigan stat. If you could knit him a couple of pals while your'e about it that would be handy
 
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