Looks like a baby that's just tried to eat a lemon. Or is that his sex face???
He's very brown and greasy looking in these Facebook pics, no exzeeeema, all before he used masses of cheap products on his face.
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He's very brown and greasy looking in these Facebook pics, no exzeeeema, all before he used masses of cheap products on his face.
I’d noticed that post he ‘stubbled’ across (sounds painful). I bet he still entered though, we know how Melvin loves a freebie
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Thank you to whoever found his old Facebook page, his posts from 2010 are exactly the same as he is posting 10 years later.
This is my favourite so far, and ten years on he is still able to help the lassies out with all their hair and beauty disasters.
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All jokes aside, I couldn’t even imagine being friends with someone like Mario.
Derek's old profile had the very start of his flat journey. In fact as it was pre-Melvin, its just him moving into a flat, getting a bit of furniture etc and painting walls. No journey.Just had a look and that's clearly an old profile - way before the teef journey and Derek - so that would fit. And it was lying at Next, stealing from Semi Chem I think
Found his current profile too - it's late so will have to do my usual stalking tomorrow - but just a quick nose confirms it appears that Derek was in the army at one point
I’ve been putting my delusional lawyer skills to work and unearthed an interesting bit of info on Melvin's old profile. It’s the school he went to and states class of ‘95. Most people who put stuff like that are referring to their high school, so assuming he left at 16 that would make him 41 this year?
Nah he is deffo the age he says he is. I’ve noticed a lot of people put the year they started at the academy.
That’s an odd way to do it? I guess Melvin just had a tough paperround as a kid then?
I don’t know if this has been posted before but this shows why after not seeing him for a considerable length of time why when I very first joined this thread I thought Mario was actually his older brother with a name change....
To be fair as said not seen him for a very long time but when we were younger couldn’t say a bad word about JohnnyOmfg
How do you end up with rats in the attic when you live on the 5th floor weird as they only live near food sources. Weird
weird as they only live near food sources. WeirdMaybe Mario is actually a character Johnny has created they are one of a kind
So Mario has definetly been reading here again Hi Mario 
... this is the 3rd time in 24 hrs you have told.your millions of fans you wont be on the gram for a while ... eh dosnt quite work if you keep popping posts up 
Hi Mario ... this is the 3rd time in 24 hrs you have told.your millions of fans you wont be on the gram for a while ... eh dosnt quite work if you keep popping posts up Attachments
Dereks fb also says he works at M&S, I remember some chat a few weeks ago when we were trying to work out where he worked.Found his current profile too - it's late so will have to do my usual stalking tomorrow - but just a quick nose confirms it appears that Derek was in the army at one point
Except for the fact that he can string a coherent sentence together without swearing or sniping, the similarity in tone is uncanny.Jeso he sounds like mario mannerisms aswell Jeso parallels universe stuff going on her lol
And even through the layers of make-up and fake tan, Melv fairly resembles his Pops.
He puts himself under pressure because of Instagram? I don’t see it; there’s no planned content, insightful reviews of products, edited clips, thoughtful photos, or anything that would suggest work behind the scenes.
There is no major sponsorship that requires timely ads.
All I see is Melvin with his stream of consciousness; the moaning, ranting, same old stuff day in day out. The world will keep turning and his 50 or so muffia who regularly comment can get the same visual by looking in their own carbon copy grey home.
What sort of life is it if that is something that causes anyone to feel pressurised? FFS just switch the phone off, take your head out of your arse and live in the real world
There is no major sponsorship that requires timely ads.
All I see is Melvin with his stream of consciousness; the moaning, ranting, same old stuff day in day out. The world will keep turning and his 50 or so muffia who regularly comment can get the same visual by looking in their own carbon copy grey home.
What sort of life is it if that is something that causes anyone to feel pressurised? FFS just switch the phone off, take your head out of your arse and live in the real world
Well put.
He's ran out of steam and ideas for content and, without any big brand attention, I wouldn't be surprised if he's been overspending too much of his own money just for the sake of something to show. Even taking account of the fact that he buys cheap tat, the volumes that he buys all adds up. (Not that i think he is the only instagrammer doing this)
Post Christmas and pre payday, he's probably just a bit skint so can't rely on his compulsive purchasing for content.
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