I’d hate to see him get anything for free but I would love to see him explain him accepting a Dyson. I wonder would be actually turn it down. I doubt it, but I’d love to see him explain to his sheep
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His mood changes must give him whiplash 
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Perfect description of Moaning Mario
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Not gonna be on for a few days = Posts something every day.
I keep my family private = Here's several family photos plus an update on their circumstances.
I keep my family private = Here's several family photos plus an update on their circumstances.
Does anyone feel sorry for poor wee Dezza. Putting up with Moaning Martio and his diva tantrums, Paisleys' answer to Elton John. Bless wee Dezza he's a special kind of special 
Looks like Melvin has been reading this page again, because he went out for a walk!Does anyone feel sorry for poor wee Dezza. Putting up with Moaning Martio and his diva tantrums, Paisleys' answer to Elton John. Bless wee Dezza he's a special kind of special
And there was a gushing post about Derek (that was mostly about how hard Melvin has had it recently) .....swiftly followed by a message from one of his muffia frothing over Melvin's "fighter spirit", just in case we forget who the real star of the show is.
This makes me so angry!!!!! Fighter spirit? I went to watch 1917 last night and it makes me so hacked off that Melvin sits there moaning about how tired he is, and all his menopausal mafia mollycoddle him about his fighter spirit. How would HE have coped in the wars?? He is nothing but a weasely little boy who needs to find his ballsLooks like Melvin has been reading this page again, because he went out for a walk!
And there was a gushing post about Derek (that was mostly about how hard Melvin has had it recently) .....swiftly followed by a message from one of his muffia frothing over Melvin's "fighter spirit", just in case we forget who the real star of the show is.
God love the tit bag, he really thinks he has it hard. He works in a bleeping shop, yes it's full on at times but it's not as if he's running into a bleeping burning building or something.
(No shade about working retail, I did it for many years)
(No shade about working retail, I did it for many years)
Long time lurker. Finally lost my tit with the self obsessed Melvin. ‘Most partners would struggle with how to help’ seriously? Why does he look down on people, from that self made pedestal so much? I’m pretty sure 99% of partners know what to do when they’re other half is feeling down. He’s had lack of sleep not been admitted to hospital or had a break down or anything.
Melvin you really are a special kinda special. I’m actually holding back on what I’m thinking
As for the tiredness, c’mon! I used to work in retail and yeah it’s tiring with no sleep. But try working 12 hour shifts, night shifts, day shifts, 80 odd hours in one week, in a highly stressful environment then tell me you’re tired. I’ll stop before I bite a hole in my tongue.
Melvin you really are a special kinda special. I’m actually holding back on what I’m thinking
As for the tiredness, c’mon! I used to work in retail and yeah it’s tiring with no sleep. But try working 12 hour shifts, night shifts, day shifts, 80 odd hours in one week, in a highly stressful environment then tell me you’re tired. I’ll stop before I bite a hole in my tongue.
In Melvin's tiny little world he is King.
Of course, we can see it's the Emperor's New Clothes (literally if you are the postman), but he sees anyone that disagrees with him as a troll, genuinely thinks he is saving small businesses one chunky bed scarf at a time, truly believes his 'banter' is encouraging disabled kids to walk and talk, all whilst being sleep deprived and 'poorly'.
This is because he has a handful of his muffia that repost him regularly, he doesn't see this as a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" relationship to gain/maintain followers, he seriously thinks its because he is special.
Loved the stories today of him and dim Derek where out for a walk and shopping...he’s got on his cheap white tracksuit with his hideous new trainers....swinging a Poundland bag ..he really is a complete narcissist ..and poor Derek he just smiles ( the lights are on but nobody’s home )
As usual on a Monday we get a load of blathering crap. Answers on a postcard if you can work out wtf he's trying to say...
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Answer one: he's heard last decades buzz phrase "self-care" and shoehorned it in to sound on the ball.
In Mario's world that means using money that should have been used to pay rentokil/other bills, and instead spending it on more useless tat to fill the empty void inside him.
Whilst Melv thinks Derek deserves a badge for looking after him when he's down, we think he deserves a frikkin medal for living with him day to day in that grey padded tat cave!Does anyone feel sorry for poor wee Dezza. Putting up with Moaning Martio and his diva tantrums, Paisleys' answer to Elton John. Bless wee Dezza he's a special kind of special
He needs to start an account called 'DealingWithMario'
Is there a week goes past where Mario doesn't feel the need to treat himself to some piece of mindless crap? 2 more boxes needed for wax melts, when I'm pretty sure the stacking baskets underneath his console table are already full of the things. I think he needs an intervention before he derails his 5 year plan 
Maybe it's just me, but the only shopping I feel compelled to do on a weekly basis is the groceries
Maybe it's just me, but the only shopping I feel compelled to do on a weekly basis is the groceries
"grey padded tat cave"
Dead!
Dead!
Or how about "Howdoyousolveaproblemlikemario". Comes with ready made theme tuneWhilst Melv thinks Derek deserves a badge for looking after him when he's down, we think he deserves a frikkin medal for living with him day to day in that grey padded tat cave!
He needs to start an account called 'DealingWithMario'
No.No you are wrong. He is neither hilarious or halarious.
I wish someone would gift these idiots some punctuation.
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