This thread has had me in stitches today... you guys are hilarious!
Though to be fair, if he forgets to put on the socks with the individual toe spaces he won’t be able to count higher than 10. Well....11.I doubt Derek is allowed input into the socks he gets to put on his own feet of a morning.
is it just me that gets so annoyed at the fact he’s not got any curtains?Hes just been tidying his hoose ready for tonights rant about Dereks visit to the cooncil Panic over
Meanwhile back at Mozza Mansions...Derek: yoos smashed me door in. I want compo.
Cooncil: (loudly and slowly) WE DRILLED THE LOCK, REPLACED IT IMMEDIATELY. HERE'S YOUR BUS FARE HOME DEAR.
I feel conned... I was genuinely concerned and I honestly feel I’ve been done over.
I’m also annoyed we’ve not had Marlons interpretation of dezza’s cooncil meeting today.
Or possibly even more likely...I hear ya. I'm sure we'll get an update in due course, so until then we'll just have to have fun with some silly speculation.
Scenario 1
Dezza, having failed to score 10 years free rent from the cooncil, has been wandering aimlessly around Paisley too afraid to go home to the diva bitchfest that awaits him there.
Scenario 2
Dezza, having failed to score 10 years free rent from the cooncil, has been wandering aimlessly around Paisley trying to decide how many chicken mcnuggets will constitute an apology in a destined-to-fail attempt at averting a full on diva bitchfest.
Scenario 3
Dezza, having failed to score 10 years free rent from the cooncil, has gone home, smothered himself in peanut butter and went up the loft as an act of self flagellation/attrition.
All perfectly plausible don't you think?
Had to prat about with my last post. Got sausages for fingers tonight
Exactly what i was thinking They are bleeping name stickers My guess is Del has been sent away from the cooncil with a flea in his ear and Melvin is now lying low hoping we will all forget about his rants and threats to sue Apparently him and Del are having some much needed time together relaxing this weekend .... A .... They are always together , they dont socialise with other people and B .... Relax and wind down from what ? He spends most of his time wobbling his 5head at the camera ranting , hardly hard work.A personalized name sticker for his food jars! Percy Pasta, Sammy Spaghetti, Cursty CornFlakes. I think you’d call them name stickers Mario.
I'm surprised she didn't send him 10 stickers saying 'Beige Food'A personalized name sticker for his food jars! Percy Pasta, Sammy Spaghetti, Cursty CornFlakes. I think you’d call them name stickers Mario.