This actually just made me snort
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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I have said this before on here ...he is cuckooing not for drugs hopefully jist waxmelts and face mist ma luvleeThere’s a term for what Moria has done to Derek and it’s called ‘cuckooing’ which means when someone takes over another persons house. Normally they do it to turn it into a drug den however he obviously just saw an opportunity to move out of Aunts box room and made it his mission to swoop in and take over that hoose. The term comes from actual birds because cuckoos steal other birds nests which actually makes perfect sense because it would explain why yon Moria is so fecking beaky
Can confirm it’s wax melts ma lovelie
HAHAHA
Spat ma joos oot! This thread is GOLD today lovelies 
And this one
am greetin! His nose looks like an actual beakWhere is speeonjay these days? He used to so a singalong every night they lockdown
I was thinking about him earlier! I’ll need to look him up, he seems rather sweet and harmlessWhere is speeonjay these days? He used to so a singalong every night they lockdown
He is lovely. I think him and his partner are busy enjoying married life x
We cannae huv ye oan the 3rd page ma luvlee ,you're far too bespoke and boujee so aye.
Ma lovelies are you all okay?! Pure worried that this thread has come to a screeching halt. 
We are needing a wee dose of Mario’s stovies to act as a laxative to get things moving again!!!! Anyways hope yer aw fine, absolootley fine. Miss yoos 
We are needing a wee dose of Mario’s stovies to act as a laxative to get things moving again!!!! Anyways hope yer aw fine, absolootley fine. Miss yoos 
I don't know about anyone else but am fine ma lovelie, absolutely fine. Aye i canna believe the lack of posts on this thread. So aye, i think everyone has veered off their aine laines and into the hard shoulder ma lovelie.Ma lovelies are you all okay?! Pure worried that this thread has come to a screeching halt.
Think we’re all just having a comma, ma lovelies, no full stops hereMa lovelies are you all okay?! Pure worried that this thread has come to a screeching halt.
Ma lovelie am FINE abzolutely fine but Tattle is naw ma joab. Ma joab is ma joab and ma Tattle platform is just something that has been bestowed upon me. I would tell youse aw what I've been up tae and where I'm going but I don't want there to be stampede of people rushing to meet me. So aye! Tattie hearts to youse aw please keep living your lives as you should mwah mwahMa lovelies are you all okay?! Pure worried that this thread has come to a screeching halt.
Some comma he’s having! I was thinking there’d been a new boujee thread and I couldnae find it
He’s back ma lovelies! He’s fiiiine absoloootely fine! He’s on his hols from work and is watching the too small TV and treating himself to a cheeky mumosa
Dream big Mario!
Dream big Mario!
A cheeky…one of theseHe’s back ma lovelies! He’s fiiiine absoloootely fine! He’s on his hols from work and is watching the too small TV and treating himself to a cheeky mumosa
Dream big Mario!
*points* ma lovelie
New thread my boujee lovelies!!! Just in time for the Messiah’s return on this new dayn of dawn
Cleaning with Mario #39 Who left IBS stains in the toilet?! D’asgostin!
Thanks to @mrsbucket for this thread title! Treatidd oorselves tae a boujee bespoke new thread jus in taem for Mariah’s return tae the garam! Anyone wanna do a recap? Not that much has happened. Other than the intermittent attention seeking quotes. So aye
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