Ma lovelie. The new dominos advert came oan earlier & i swear tae god i thought it was oor Marion
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Crikey, this is horrifying
anyway I'll have some joos and lie down to get over it, so aye.
I’m snorting laughing at how savage this is
Does he think everyone is struggling with life? Just because derek has seen sense and booted u oot the hobbit hole (I hope) doesn’t mean it’s happening to everyone else (I hope!)
Who's got what monzo? Thanks for the reminder, I was sitting here weeping into ma pot noodle cos I forgot to put the sauce in but now I feel so much better cos you told me I've got this.Ta hunit came at the right time xoxoxox
Marionette has ....2 phones ma luvlee oh and a 200 inch projector ...so aye nae debates
You will have to put a comma on your life ma lovelielielie xxxCrikey, this is horrifying
Anyone else got IT?
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I’m so fed up my lovelies think I’m gonna have to put a comma on my life 
Got what? What have we got? Can he get the horse to answer that!!!
Oh feck off Mario. My life is fine Ta. Usually stresses and strains of daily life but hey that’s life! Do we all think Deek has come to his senses???
Cannot be fucked with Mario recently but just checked his page to see if I’ve missed anything - clearly not, the boring bastard. But what’s up with the big inspirational grid posts?!
He clearly thinks he’s the Maya Angelou of Paisley. Just call him Mario Angelou.
He clearly thinks he’s the Maya Angelou of Paisley. Just call him Mario Angelou.
I hope Derek has booted him out but I think it’s unlikely. He’s too baked to realise he could do so much better than the baldy, beaky bastard
How the duck did his kerry katona eyes read that script writing. I can hardly read it. I must be blind as a nikita dug.
If there's one thing that irritates me with social media, it's when tits like him put quotes up. They just remind me of negative Nancy's 
It's the Facebook equivalent of checking yourself in at A&E and saying nothing else.If there's one thing that irritates me with social media, it's when tits like him put quotes up. They just remind me of negative Nancy's
So he’s still copying Hinch then? She’s the master manipulator when it comes to playing games with her followers via her stories. She posts the attention seeking stories and then goes off grid for days at a time until that generates enough attention and engagement to keep her stats up. She also addresses things said on tattle in her stories. How long until we get a mention of Derek just so tattle know he hasn’t been chucked. He’s done this exact thing before because and I suspect his ‘debt free’ performance was to prove to tattle that he’s not skint and in debt because that’s been highly speculated on here. It’s getting creepy how much he’s copying her now…plus not to mention the fact that he’s actively spending all their money on tat to keep up with Hinch and has been doing for a long time now. I can’t believe that an almost 40 year old grown man (in years, not height) behaves like this. I almost feel sorry for him sometimes but then I remember that he’s been holding derek hostage for years now
Twinkle twins posted this quote this morning, the wee dick can’t even get his ain quotes, get in yer ainlane Marlon d’augostino
Let us know when you find it
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