I've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Twae phones McKnight but lips that look like shite
I bet that’s what he sounds like when deek….nevermind hen
He’s right it will abzalootely give him a better balance going forward having 2 phones
BUT only if he holds one in each hand, otherwise his balance will be off and he will go to the side not forward
BUT only if he holds one in each hand, otherwise his balance will be off and he will go to the side not forward
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Looks like methadone mick
Does all this rubbish phone carry on mean that Derek no longer looks after his ootbox!?! 
Is the second phone Derek's phone, Mario having confiscated it WHEN HE MOVED OUT.
More lo
vely singing highlights.
Is the second phone Derek's phone, Mario having confiscated it WHEN HE MOVED OUT. More lo
vely singing highlights.
I don't know which is the best, this or your last one
Thread suggestion: Biggest Drama Queen ever known now like Hinch got a 2nd Phone
Ah! The delusions of grandeur! It would almost be cute that he thinks he's important enough to need 2 phones if he wasn't so insufferable. It's a handful of pathetic lonely women tagging you in stories, Love! He's the one that decides to spend most of his life rambling about his inane days into his phone's camera. If he stopped trying to keep up with and being so easily influenced by 'influencers' he wouldn't have an issue having a single phone. The 'balance' is lacking not because his phone keeps going, but because he cannot keep himself off of social media, live his own life and be content in it (he's not capable of staying in his own lane!), and needs the validation of a load of other people searching for fake validation. A second phone isn't going to stop that craving for attention or need to search for the next stupid fad to feed the compulsive tat buying. But he knows his leader has 2 phones now so he'll of course have needed 2. But why would someone just 'being themselves' and 'sharing their life' need 2 phones? Ah yes, to be sure to make sure reality isn't actually ever shared on social media. If you are only taking the staged and contracted stuff on a 'work phone' there is no risk of it being mixed up. Plus, who wants masses of staged videos and photos clogging up their own phone.
Hello ma lovelies. Just catching up… I bet wee Dezzers phone only has two numbers, both with symbols not names :-
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(His ‘florist’ and Mazda)
No way he has 2 contracts, it's an upgrade and he's keeping the old phone for the good old wifi. Bet he uses both for the Gram though as he can't help himself.
Thread title surely has to be ‘abazalootly D’agostin’ ma lovelies
so aye
so aye
Hello ma lovlies.
Oh you don't half crack me up with some of these comments and thread suggestions
Told you he would be back before love island. Also, he's only back cos he has new brows, a new phone, a new projector and new glasses to show off. Only, no one gives a hoot Mario!
Isn't it very sad that someone is only happy when they're bragging about what they have.
As for the two phones, one is for his legit account, the other is for his tattle account!
He's such a self absorbed imbecile.... Oh and he can't find his Vaseline for the crusty lips cos it's amongst all the clutter in his bedroom and he can't see with his Kerry katona eyes!
Much love, D
Oh you don't half crack me up with some of these comments and thread suggestions
Told you he would be back before love island. Also, he's only back cos he has new brows, a new phone, a new projector and new glasses to show off. Only, no one gives a hoot Mario!
Isn't it very sad that someone is only happy when they're bragging about what they have.
As for the two phones, one is for his legit account, the other is for his tattle account!
He's such a self absorbed imbecile.... Oh and he can't find his Vaseline for the crusty lips cos it's amongst all the clutter in his bedroom and he can't see with his Kerry katona eyes!
Much love, D
Apparently debt free and hunners in the bank but he couldn’t spend an extra £20 and get an anti-glare coating which would stop the reflection in his spex
Smell the wealth indeed 
Like two phones Marion we need a two member collaboration thread title with these lovelies. It’s perfect
After that video someone posted the other day
After that video someone posted the other day
Twae phones McKnight but lips that look like shite abazalootly D’agostin
Thread suggestion- How Dagostin having 2 phones what’s next golden thrones?
Thread suggestion;
Who left IBS stains in the toilet? D'asgostin!
Who left IBS stains in the toilet? D'asgostin!
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