Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Mario comes back, and we all screech at him. I love this thread. 
I still think there's trouble in paradise. Come on Derek, dump him.
I still think there's trouble in paradise. Come on Derek, dump him.
Oor Marion is too feart ma lovely to get into that, he tried, panicked and backed oot. Look how he freaked when Superdrug were selling his AvaMaria stuff and he hyperventilated.
One thing we've learned since Ive followed him from the start and the ground up is that there will be a reason for this absence coz he loves the sound of his ain voice too much and showing off his wee hobbit hole.
He's a gift isn't he. The man we love to hateMario comes back, and we all screech at him. I love this thread.
I still think there's trouble in paradise. Come on Derek, dump him.
Mario’s going into Love Island ma luvlies, nae debates. That’s why we’ve no seen him. Canny wait tae hear him shout oot Ahve goat a texxxxttt 
sorry I’ve not been on here for a while so maybe already been said so apologies if that’s the case - but that last grid post ‘some items were gifted’ some?! Some!!?? SOME!!!????? The whole entire feckin room was gifted!!
and so after his whole room was gifted is that it - got ma freebies ma luvlies am now off back inta ma ain lane to live ma life, so feck off ma luv lies thanks fo gettin ma here but ah don’t need ya anymore’
ps. I hope Derek has dumped him! He seems such a lively down to earth lad and must be so embarrassed by what mario has become
and so after his whole room was gifted is that it - got ma freebies ma luvlies am now off back inta ma ain lane to live ma life, so feck off ma luv lies thanks fo gettin ma here but ah don’t need ya anymore’
ps. I hope Derek has dumped him! He seems such a lively down to earth lad and must be so embarrassed by what mario has become
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A clit with bad teef.
Everything gifted but the cat hair.
Amazing ma lovelieMario’s going into Love Island ma luvlies, nae debates. That’s why we’ve no seen him. Canny wait tae hear him shout oot Ahve goat a texxxxttt
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buckled!Imagine him squinting his Kerry Katona eyes, hunched over his phone with his flat head on display, trying to read the text
Telt yous…he only goes missing this long for a reason and summit is up. Maybe Deek has run free with Rayne?? Fingers crossed.
Hate when the ‘influencers’ do the whole and still we keep going or and still we rise patter.
Hate when the ‘influencers’ do the whole and still we keep going or and still we rise patter.
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Oh behave ya numpty.
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Christ it’s like Mrs Hinch’s fly free moment and then she was back within 48 hours
Give me strength
Something's definitely happened.
Just post about it you freak!, we know you're itching to
Something's definitely happened.
Just post about it you freak!, we know you're itching to
I think Deek has kicked him out!
That last story with his living room; looked like the pic had been recycled.
Enjoy tonight’s match Deek
That last story with his living room; looked like the pic had been recycled.
Enjoy tonight’s match Deek
Whatever has happened, he is bleeping attention seeking.
What’s the drama with Marion?? Is the general feeling that him and Deek have fell oot?
F’all has happened he’s obvs no had aww the attention he craves in his ootboxes inboxes shake it aww aboot boxes…arsewipe!!!
Little drama queen. He probably went to Home Bargain and they’d run out of wax burners so he’s had a hissy fit because it was an absooloooot staple of his haul ma lovelies. And he only has 4567 at home so aye.
He has risen my lovelies. Can @Cagayu do a wee photoshop of our Marion on the cross in the style of jesus in the colour brown?
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