Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[mrsbucket]

I am deed ma lovelies!

"Go live your life's" ? How ratty does he want to sound? I hope that is aimed at us Tattlers and not his lovelies Imagine throwing shade at the very people who fan his ego and buy his shite. Fuckin little grotbag!

 

[Boooooujie]

I think he's done folks. He must have contractual stuff to do and so needs to post at certain times. And when that's over I don't think we will hear anymore from him. He never had any management and I think it got too much for him.

Not a chance ma lovelie sure he has all his Christmas stuff to show us, he normally puts up the tree about September time and has all the shopping done by august so he can relax and have a wee cheeseless cheese board and the likes. And don’t forget the herringbone flooring jurnee

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I see he hasn’t been brushing up on his grammar during his hiatus

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

I think he's done folks. He must have contractual stuff to do and so needs to post at certain times. And when that's over I don't think we will hear anymore from him. He never had any management and I think it got too much for him.

I think you’re overestimating his wee account ma lovelie he certainly won’t have any contractual agreements, as much as he would love us all to think he has. He’s probably trying to prove tattle wrong by making out that his life is much more than Instagram. He’s already fucked it though since he barely came off for even a day. He was still liking posts and scrolling, he simply wasn’t posting. Instagram is his whole entire universe. All he has in life is showing off, he won’t be able to keep this up. He’s probably buying things like mad and saving them up so he can come back and have a big show off fest to make up for the lack of attention.

 

[brumbrum16]

God he looks like a bleeping ugly clit

 

[laynelo_]

Genuinely baffled at a couple who have so much child free time, still dumping their kids in a crèche so they can go to the gym at the same time.

Wrong thread ma luvlie? Marion would drap deed if he entered a gym.

 

[Poptart]

Genuinely baffled at a couple who have so much child free time, still dumping their kids in a crèche so they can go to the gym at the same time.

Unless Mario has been really busy during his insta break I think you have the wrong thread

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Wrong thread ma luvlie? Marion would drap deed if he entered a gym.

...and we would drap deed if he had kids to put in a creche before poncing aff tae the gym in his twinset...!

 

[honey&lemon]

Wrong thread ma luvlie? Marion would drap deed if he entered a gym.

Unless Mario has been really busy during his insta break I think you have the wrong thread

My bad lovelies. Back in ma ain lane noo

 

[BishBashBoss]

Go live your life’s… Does he think his ‘lovelies’ are sitting waiting with bated breath for another story or post from him, that he’s famous and has fans?? He’s bleeping warped. His followers probably follow 100 other cleaning accounts who haven’t fucked off in an attention seeking break from insta. If I was AMA I’d tell him to shove his collab up his hoop. Giveaway at his next milestone lol… aye when your followers go down to 100K in a few weeks when you lose followers because of a lack of engagement

 

[Doodlebug71]

My bad lovelies. Back in ma ain lane noo

Ma luvlee your in the wrang motorway...karma on yer arse so aye

 

[twilightgarden]

Hi lovelies, cannae stay and chat, too busy livin ma best life’s! I’m good! I’m well! I’m abzalootly fine. Tunsa luv. TG XxX mwah!

 

[Pansypotts]

The cheeky git not ready to come back but feel free to use all his discount codes so the lazy tit can still earn commission whilst not putting in any graft for new ‘content’

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Jesus.... he's such a jumped up little prick!

Off living your best life shopping for tit you don't need in HB, buying more Eeeevvvaaaa Meeeehhhh wax melts you'll never need and filling the shoebox with more children's size t shirts and joggers in Primark, are ye, Melv?

Idiot!

 

[brumbrum16]

Jesus.... he's such a jumped up little prick!

Off living your best life shopping for tit you don't need in HB, buying more Eeeevvvaaaa Meeeehhhh wax melts you'll never need and filling the shoebox with more children's size t shirts and joggers in Primark, are ye, Melv?

Idiot!

Ava May wax melts are tit pass it on...

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He’ll be back this week selling his soul for 25% commission punting the new Eva may fabulosa dupes like the other muppets have been doing aww morning!!!

 

[mrsbucket]

The cheeky git not ready to come back but feel free to use all his discount codes so the lazy tit can still earn commission whilst not putting in any graft for new ‘content’

He's a cheeky wee tit! As if anyone has messaged him to ask if his discount codes still work Most people would just try it for themselves and see?!

 

[Booboo76]

Lol he’s such a prick, anyway I’m off to live my life’s

 

[SuzyE]

His grammar is shite. "Al be back when I'm back. Go live your lifes...My 10 year old niece could write better than that illiterate clown!.

News flash Maz: The world didn't stop spinning because you went off the grid, you disullusional nobody. We laugh at you, not with you

 

[Andioooop]

Oh ma lovelies, i cannae believe ma eyes. Sulking fa the week clearly dinnae work as he’s made an onlyfans account tae pay fa the lionel richie flairing & joe malone candle. He’s living his best life & hal be back!