Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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I don’t blame him. I bet Derek’s sick of being constantly told to block anyone who even slightly disagrees with Marion and checking his inbox, outbox and letterbox of course.
I went to his favourite place for breakfast, but no sign of our 2 wee hobbitsI’m missing him that much that I took myself off to Blackpool and stayed in a premier inn, the pillows were shite!
Aww ma luvlee wit a sad affair ..mbee he was working his 20 minute shift?I went to his favourite place for breakfast, but no sign of our 2 wee hobbits
I wonder wit oor Rayn has got Marzipan for father's day?
I still think she's eaten him
I still think she's eaten him
It’s his Dad who gave him that honker, so I wouldn’t think bad of him if he’d disowned himI wonder if he’ll do a Father’s Day post on insta ya know because just sending his dad a txt or phone call isn’t enough, got to let all the world know how much you lurrrve your dad
Edit to add photo evidence
this looks scarily like that mock up of old Marion from the other day. Derek, run!
I actually think Mario’s dad is a wee cutie and suits his nose 
unlike Mario himself who is a melted shoe x
unlike Mario himself who is a melted shoe x
I still remember the time Mario put up photos of his dad in the hospital. 
Right it’s like where the fucks Wally!!!!
Mazda come oot yer hobit hole and tell us that you are absaloooootly fine!!!!!
Mazda come oot yer hobit hole and tell us that you are absaloooootly fine!!!!!
Ah lads, I confess to youse aw, I too miss the nasally overcompensated wee bawbag...
Luvlieeeees I might be late to the party and this might even of been mentioned BUT Booboo scrubber has another insta page. It’s called Robbie and Andy.
Aww ma luvlee he flounces aww the time ...am missing the big nosed bleep tae be honest wae ye he gives me life stacey Solomon style ma luvleeAt this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, bleeping bellend
I agree wae youz aw ma luvlies. I’m missing the big nosed prick anaw, something about watching his stories scratches ma wee brain lit no other. Nae worries but he’ll be back soon enough winging and moaning about witever it is the day then we’ll aw flood on here tae speak. These threads will be moving faster than the ibs shits coming oot his arse.
Beaky's probably sitting reading our posts thinking "I'll teach them. I'll make them think somethings wrong"...But we know how the drama Queen works, so stick with us lovely, because he'll crack before we doAt this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, bleeping bellend
I can’t tolerate the days of reposting stories from his wee sheep welcoming him back when he starts posting again. I can’t believe ANYONE would miss someone being temporarily absent from a social media app. It’s tragic.
Sometimes you’ve just goat tae take a wee bit of time tae yerself and don’t care about whit ANYBODY thinks.He’ll come back with I am fine ma lovelies, a pan round his postage stamp and wave in the mirror. All whilst wearing his hoosecoat. Followed 20 stories of hun just chatting pure shite so aye and so forth. Anyway ma lovelies I’m fineee, mwah mwah mwah
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