This is brilliant ma lovelie, you should use it as your bespoke profile photo.
Had to Google Dargavel and all I've ascertained is Taylor Wimpy and Stewart Milne are building new hooses there. Did it look like he was trying to pass himself off as a prospective buyer just so he could get a wee swatch at the dream showhoose? Or did it look like he's dressed to clean and moonlighting on the DL?Ma lovelies he was spotted alive in well in the Dargavel area confirmed sighting.
He could get a mortgage like THAT *clicks fingers* if you must know.Had to Google Dargavel and all I've ascertained is Taylor Wimpy and Stewart Milne are building new hooses there. Did it look like he was trying to pass himself off as a prospective buyer just so he could get a wee swatch at the dream showhoose? Or did it look like he's dressed to clean and moonlighting on the DL?
This has absolutely cracked me up!!Your face when a cheeky wee fart slips oooot
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Your face when you realise it wasnae just a farett
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"10 followers!" "546 following!"Hello ma luvlies. Thought i’d make a more accurate description of Marions page. So aye nae debates.
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ETA: I dunno why it’s so blurry! but I imagine this is how marion sees his insta with his kerry katona eyes
You’re welcome ma luvlie. 10 is probably the actual number of his active followers which include; Zoph, Gail and Elaine and the rest are probably oor burner accounts but aye.
Exactly this. Marion in a nutshell.He’s a right spoilt brat isn’t he, he’s like that one kid who’s football it is who isn’t winning so he’s going home n taking his ball with him
I so hope Deek and Rayn have had their cries for help heard and been rescuedSeems a bit dramatic. Wonder what's happened for him to have to put a comma on his life.
Maybe Deek has come oot his aine laine and escaped up the path Marion paved on this dayn of dawn.
It’s not a station ma lovlie it’s polis offices in a building someone knows someone that worked there and confirmed that’s where the wee heathan works
That would be me... my ex's other half works there... think he's made a few gaffs but apparently he's quite popular ffs.It’s not a station ma lovlie it’s polis offices in a building someone knows someone that worked there and confirmed that’s where the wee heathan works
Perhaps Rayn finally made a break for it out the window and Deek could take no more and tied some bed sheets together so he could follow herSeems a bit dramatic. Wonder what's happened for him to have to put a comma on his life.
Maybe Deek has come oot his aine laine and escaped up the path Marion paved on this dayn of dawn.
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