I feel a dramatic return featuring an "Ahm fine, abbbsolutllyy fine, it is what it is, Instagram isnae all it's cracked up to be and I just cannae be on here all the time *dramatic hand wave shake of the head* no ma lovelies. But aye! I'm back the noo to show you ma new #gifted lino in the high footfall area and I just love it ma lovelies it's made such a difference and changed ma whole life" speech.