Hopefully he swaps the exclamations marks for commas. Attention seeking eejit
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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I think he just gets really bad PMT. He will be back after his period. If he just invested in some evening primrose oil he would feel way better
It’s just the Instagram equivalent of “DM me hun” after a vague Facebook post!
Came here to say the same thing
Hopefully he's off on a GCSE English jurnee 
Sit tight ma lovelies, patron saint of small businesses Marion will be back sooner than you can mispronounce Olaplex!
I think the company he had lined up for his flares came roon and gave him a quote and he was clutching his hoosecoat that Carpet Kerr would have the cheek to charge him after all he has done for them chantin them fae the rooftops. He helped build the business fae the groon up. Just like his cleaning has helped solve crime cause without mario police Scotland would be nothing he has single handed built them fae the groon up tae. So aye nae debates and so forth. He, will, be, back, when, he, is, back nae full stops in his life ma lovelies mwah mwah hope you aww have a great day. We got this let’s kick Thursdays ass.
hope you aww have a great day. We got this let’s kick Thursdays ass.Marion is pausing, and reflecting, he has placed a comma in his life, both literally and figuratively,
Don't worry, Marion, take all the time you need,
Don't worry, Marion, take all the time you need,
He,ll be back he just needs to be dramatic first!!!
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Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night 
I'd have preferred Freddy Krueger
I'd have preferred Freddy Krueger
Rather you than me, having a dream about old salad fingers!Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night
Are you ok ma lovelie? I think that was a Marion Mcknightmare you were having. Did he have on his wee hoosecoat in your McKnightmare?Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night
Did he try to feed you stovies and boiled bolognese?Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night
I was hoping he meant coma 
He came and sat down next to me and my friends and just stared at us, I just said 'uhh... thats just Mario' and the dream continued with him lurking in the backgroundDid he try to feed you stovies and boiled bolognese?
it was seeing a picture of his beak this morning that gave me flashbacksI've been having proper weird dreams lately but Mario appearing is my mind taking things too far
Lol he'll be back, he's just whipping his menopausal mafia up into a frenzy for his next journey. Which i do believe he said were his eyebrows
Just for you hen
they're so bad
Just for you hen
they're so bad
That last picture!!! He wouldn’t look out of place in a narcotics anonymous group. Pure crack head ma lovelyLol he'll be back, he's just whipping his menopausal mafia up into a frenzy for his next journey. Which i do believe he said were his eyebrows
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duck sake Marion’s rubbing off on me. Anyhow its Thursday ma lovelies we did it! let’s kick it in the ass!RIP balleybrowsLol he'll be back, he's just whipping his menopausal mafia up into a frenzy for his next journey. Which i do believe he said were his eyebrows
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OMG I love the Mario threads. They never fail to make me laugh. Big lumps of anaemic bolognaise to you all x
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