Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Anti-influencer]

I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting

Don’t worry ma lovelie he will do 100 rambling stories to remind us all

 

[SuzyE]

I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting

I can't remember?, but l bet its killing him not showing his daily cleaning routine, bedding change and stupid wave through the mirror for us

 

[Dawn Dayn]

You have insufficient privileges to post threads here.

I have obviously stepped oot o ma lane too many times ...nae debates

I've started a thread. Fill me in on all the drama huns.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Makes himself sound like his middle aged mafia need his presence to live

Everyone on this thread whistles and looks round innocently.

Yes ma lovelie, youse have to #bekind like me.
I was QUOTE tweeting @menopausalmargrit but its all gone wrong. Not correcting quote in capitals, you lot are not the boss of me.

 

[PeachesLove]

Was around Glasgow today and had my eyes peeled for wee Mazda but no sightings

 

[Justlurkingaround]

What’s his actual job then??

hes a cleaner , not sure where tho? A few lovelies on here have mentioned the police station but hes no disclosin it coz thats private an hes a very private person

 

[Sloppys]

Nae worries ma wee hens, he’ll be back when he’s been gifted new bespoke hallway flooring.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Derek’s quite nasty like Mario I wouldn’t be so quick to write him off. Everybody has bad days and can make mistakes but that doesn’t make you a bad person. I’m still convinced Marions kidnapped Derek anyway, who would willingly live with that cunt? no wonder wee Rayn tried to jump out the window.

I pray she's finally made a break for freedom

 

[Cagayu]

I bet deek is loving life playing his games on that

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Comments on marios grid have been limited - don’t know if this has been said before abs how long it’s been like that

He's had them limited to just his followers for a while.....as has Hinch and a few others.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Mornin ma luvlees this picture must be pre brow and teef jurnee, what an ugly wee scrote of a man.

Yoohoo Marion, yer being a wee bit dramatic now hen. Dinnae leave it tae lang otherwise yer be FUHLY bald when yer come back oan. Tonnes a love
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[Booboo76]

I wonder if he’ll do a Father’s Day post on insta ya know because just sending his dad a txt or phone call isn’t enough, got to let all the world know how much you lurrrve your dad

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

What's our mazda m3 been up to this past few days? I haven't saw a boujee tour with a hand wave in a few days, do we know has flur journey began yet?... I thought maybe he had blocked me as his worm head hadn't popped up on my insta as of late.

 

[Booboo76]

At this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, fucking bellend

 

[Chez300]

Even when he has gone awol without prior announcement he usually does one story saying “i’m fine me lovelies” etc. The amount of dm’s he must have by now asking if he’s ok!

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Reminding us all to spine bright like diamonds in his absence

 

[Inmyainlane]

**bought, not brought!**

I’ve just been thinking about his ‘break’

I’m fine, absolutely fine ma lovelies

Imagine if him and deek have split up

Derek keeps the house and Marlon moves back in with his ma and pa

 

[Dannib88]

I wondered that as well. Was Rayn helping him mend his broken heart if he has been dumped?!

I was thinking this too! plus we know wee rayn always prefers deek.

Poor Rayn has no choice but to be by his side in that wee hobbit hole. Imagine the stress levels of the poor cat.

I bet that cat definitely needs a wee pet plug in. And no Marion, not the ones that make your house smell like a taxi that has too many trees dangling from the mirror, the actual pet ones.

 

[SuzyE]

Just the laugh needed. Classic Marzipan. Remember laughing at you, not with you. Even Derek is embarrassed for that rotters, council cut, with a protractor haircut

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Frig, his nose in the second picture. Did someone whack him at some point to get it looking like that!

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

He has cleaned his room! And still looks high