Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[caitlinh]

I hope she disnae take him back. He’s probably doon the seafront in Ayrshire trying to build an igloo oot his wax melts

No thanks we don’t want him

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I must say ma luvlies ma favourite highlight is the “boy wonder” one - Marion interrogating Deek about questions he doesny know the answer tae then M gawn aff his nut at him. Moaning about him using the Jo Malone hand wash, #peppergate, Marion making Deek choose between him or Rangers obviously Deek wanted to pick Rangers (I don’t blame him, I would’ve picked Rangers aswell over Marion and this is coming from a Celtic fan)

But aye it makes me howl watching it, youse aww needty watch it in full cos youse will have tears doon yer eyes from sheer embarrassment for him. Other honourable mentions of my favourite highlights include “Makeup 2019” (where ma bespoke profile pic came fae) “Boyz&makeup” basically him trying to flex his makeup and “awareness ” which explains his kerry katona eyes and so forth. But aye anyway ma luvlies, make sure to kick Tuesdays arse and remember that you’ve got this, tons a love

Just the laugh needed. Classic Marzipan. Remember laughing at you, not with you. Even Derek is embarrassed for that rotters, council cut, with a protractor haircut

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Another classic for you tattlers.


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my eyes, MY KERRY KATONA EYES

 

[Eat more cake]

Lol he'll be back, he's just whipping his menopausal mafia up into a frenzy for his next journey. Which i do believe he said were his eyebrows

Just for you hen they're so bad




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What the Stovies is that last photo! Those forehead wrinkles! It brings his council trimmed hairline down by about a foot.

 

[BishBashBoss]

It’s the postman wan for me, nae debates. That poor poor man has to spend the rest of his days knowing he has come face to face with Marions wee button mushroom. Imagine going about your day delivering parcels, only to be greeted by Maribo in the nud

its the decorating wan for me lol, I can feel the anxiety going through the ceiling and flairboards with the state of the gaff

 

[Very Cherry]

Thought I had deleted this by accident but found it again, saw it in home bargains and couldn’t for the life of me think who it reminded me of View attachment 622285

I thought it said Mumosa scented candle for a second amd i thought that would have to be Marion inspired, smelling of Mumosa and shine bright on the packaging.

 

[Inmyainlane]

Some comma he’s having! I was thinking there’d been a new boujee thread and I couldnae find it

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I couldn’t find wallpaper in the kitchen, but I think this brick work is in living room ?

Not missed this when she would do time lapses of cleaning and it basically looked the same. And who remembers the piss in the toilet she kept showing when discussing cleaning her bathroom with a filthy rag

 

[laynelo_]

Crap l hope not. I'll have to do another burner account if l do

If the stories older than 2 days than he can’t see who’s viewed them ma luvlies.

 

[Skoob]

New brows, new glasses, same old scabby lips. Stunnnnnnnnin ma lovelies

 

[Very Cherry]

Just had a disgusting thought pop into my head, and if I have to suffer it, then so do you lot!

I’ll bet he squeals like a wee suckling pig looking for a teat, in bed

The thought of that makes me feel sick.....Poor Derek.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Could it be the end of the journeee ma lovelies? Or will be bounce back just like he did in that Blackpool photo? Hold onto your hoosecoat gang cos something tells me there's more to come

What if this really is the end of the line? Well even if it is, we've still got all the tea on him, we will always love you Marion

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Still blows my mind he has 114k followers

How many do you think came from Hinch’s sheep?

 

[BespokeBiatch]

He was with people so maybe visiting ???

Tell us more

 

[Babybail93]

I wonder if he’ll do a Father’s Day post on insta ya know because just sending his dad a txt or phone call isn’t enough, got to let all the world know how much you lurrrve your dad

It’s his Dad who gave him that honker, so I wouldn’t think bad of him if he’d disowned him

Edit to add photo evidence this looks scarily like that mock up of old Marion from the other day. Derek, run!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Thread suggestion: Biggest Drama Queen ever known now like Hinch got a 2nd Phone

 

[laynelo_]

Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?

Someone must’ve drove him about. If I remember correctly Prestwick is the Ayr train and Saltcoats is the Largs train, so no way would the lazy wee cunt get 2 seperate trains.

 

[twilightgarden]

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HAHAHA Spat ma joos oot! This thread is GOLD today lovelies

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And this one am greetin! His nose looks like an actual beak

 

[Doodlebug71]

Hello ma lovelies, i hope you are all well. This thread has fairly been quiter the last couple of days since Marion went into hiding AGAIN.

I started reading Marion's 1st thread on here to see what laughs i could have but it's not quite the same as the laughs on the current thread. Hurry on back Marion ma lovelie!

Get intae his hi lights ma luvlee ...make sure you have a tena lady oan tho you will be pure flooding yer knickers

 

[mrsbucket]

Why is he acting like his dad has that name on his shirt *because* it is M's middle name!?! It obviously has a more significant meaning to the dad than Mario's ego realises. Prick.

It's probably his middle name too. Lots of families share the same middle names. I refuse to believe this is a homage to Mario