Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Johnnoijones]

I know ma lovelie. My 3 year old would be in her element with a real ice-cream station instead of her wee Leapfrog ice-cream cart, me not so much as I'm not like Marion with cluttered worktops.

My neice has that leapfrog ice cream cart and I love it!! Your 3 year old will soon be asking for a dyson hairdryer

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Hello ma lovelies how aw youse all. Ahm fine ahm fine jus on a wee comma break in ma ain lane getting some much needed class and a pamper sesh for me and ma girlie's ready for aw wee night out down the MECCA from or wee hen shellys and her drops of youth as youse aw no I didnae use any old shite for my sensitive haggard old skin tons of luv mwah mwah x x

My favourite Mario moment

The teeth, hair, eyebrows and makeup all come together in an explosion that is the Paisley horror show






Right?! When he said " She left the biggest trail of glitter behind her" I felt bad because I was like she a snail now ? Why can't he just say somehing nice and normal! like she had a bubbly personality that cheered everyone up or she had a smile that brightened a room.

I raise you - a quality beak honking and a bespoke hairline.

 

[SuzyE]

The wee scrotum has been on in the last few days unfollowing people too, so much for your comma Marion! You’ve obviously no got the brains to come up with any fresh ‘content’

I knew he couldn't stay away!. He's so predictable

 

[Noseybonk]

Fingers crossed they've had a row. They will split up at some point, Mario is a selfish nightmare with real spending issues.


Well @Noseybonk guess who was on a serious call just now, when suddenly your post about dressing up as a leg mop popped into ma head. Clutched ma nose like Mario.

Love this
It keeps happening to me when I am on Zoom calls and sneak a peek on here xx

 

[twilightgarden]

Mario’s going into Love Island ma luvlies, nae debates. That’s why we’ve no seen him. Canny wait tae hear him shout oot Ahve goat a texxxxttt

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Amazing ma lovelie buckled!

Imagine him squinting his Kerry Katona eyes, hunched over his phone with his flat head on display, trying to read the text

 

[SuzyE]

We got through that last thread quick lads!

New thread, Maz, so make our day

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

He’ll come back with I am fine ma lovelies, a pan round his postage stamp and wave in the mirror. All whilst wearing his hoosecoat. Followed 20 stories of hun just chatting pure shite so aye and so forth. Anyway ma lovelies I’m fineee, mwah mwah mwah

Sometimes you’ve just goat tae take a wee bit of time tae yerself and don’t care about whit ANYBODY thinks.

 

[Bigbird2]

I asked him a long time ago where he got his bathroom wallpaper, he said it was specially made for him!!

Specially made at b and m. X

 

[SuzyE]

New thread already ? These are going quick now... Just like Mario’s hair. Time to sit down and get some class, while perusing strangler fingers over the not cheeseboard and joos.
Smell the wealth ma lovelies on this new dawn of day and may your dreams come true tattie hearts mwah mwah x

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The state of that nose man

 

[laynelo_]

Does anyone know, his Kerry Katona eyes, is it just dry eyes and blurred vision?

Kerry Katona eyes = keratoconus. It’s a disease that causes the cornea to weaken and change shape, complications from it can lead to near blindness. Didn’t he say he just ignored it and never treated it for years? What an idiot. If he wore his glasses more it would help him but alas he doesn’t. He’s so delusional and ignorant to it he just thinks it’ll go away when in reality he’ll no end being able to see in a few years.

 

[Turmeric123]

Started following Mario about a week before he went radio silent but this thread had me intrigued so just watched a “my singing” highlight . Wow what have I been missing! I’d this guy for real

I started following as his silence began so just went watch that highlight first the half brows got me then the brows returned along with the dance moves looking forward to his return

 

[mrsbucket]

Filter has made his teeth whiter too. Great ad for Woodhill Dental when you have to filter their work.

It's probably nae their fault ma lovelie! I can't imagine Maz heaving his lazy arse oot of bed ta brush his teeth after he's been scoffing chocolate and the like

He isnae exactly the poster boy for good personal hygiene in his pit stained PJ's and honking hoosecoat.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Amazon prime day starts tomorrow troops. Even though I can't faddum what he could possibly need, surely there will be a wee purchasing frenzy that he'll be unable to resist showing us when he's ready. Keep the faith

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Sounds like the said incident was something related to H&S or security - but like the other Lovelies I wanna knooooow what it was

 

[margot44]

Laughing out loud at Mazdas wee knob (of butter)

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Hello ma luvlies. Thought i’d make a more accurate description of Marions page. So aye nae debates.

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ETA: I dunno why it’s so blurry! but I imagine this is how marion sees his insta with his kerry katona eyes

"10 followers!" "546 following!"
Aw jaysis, @laynelo_ ah'm fucking DEID ma lovelie!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I think he's on sympathetic maternity leave with hinchy. Hes feeling every twinge and ache from her mastitis

He'll nawt be coping very well, what with his Kerry Katonaitis and twatitis, the poor wee hen.

 

[Booboo76]

Grief tourist is something I’m going to have to steal and use

hate cunts that use the death of someone to promote content for sympathy and likes

I call them grief vultures but they both do the job of describing somebody despicable

 

[brumbrum16]

Well at least we know now that Rayn hasn't ate him and coughing up his bumfluff hair as her own furbaws, shine bright ma lovelies. Ma page ma rules nae debates

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Tell me you’re a parody account, without telling me you’re a parody account.

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