Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[margot44]

Not me running to add zophlora to my Hoover filter

Make sure it’s totally dry before you put it back in ma luvlie, Mario suggests leaving it for 24 hours. I wouldn’t want to be responsible for electrocuting you. Jeez, you’d have hair like Mario

 

[laynelo_]

MARGRIT EVE BOXES! I actually have tears streaming doon ma face!

Thanks for the thoosans a messages ma lovelies, youse are the best! Derek will work through ma outbox, inbox, cardboard box and get back to youse aw.

Ahv just got wan wish, a want VIP status by the time it’s ma 2 year anniversary!!! A know youse will aw be championing me oan!!

M xxx

Don’t forget to get wee deeks to check yer letterbox incase it’s been smashed ma luvlie

 

[Very Cherry]

Get intae his hi lights ma luvlee ...make sure you have a tena lady oan tho you will be pure flooding yer knickers

I'll save that for the morra ma lovelie, i dinna want to wash the wahful effect aff ma bedding we peeing ma bed.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Do you stay with Marion ma lovelie?

I couldn’t stand it, and I'd be sleeping in the hall with Rayn.

 

[Very Cherry]

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Tattle is trolling me .. and a think maz is too, showing us he’s still bunked up with dezza.. get tae fuck Mazda, like rayn hasnae left ur side

Poor Rayn has no choice but to be by his side in that wee hobbit hole. Imagine the stress levels of the poor cat.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Don't worry ma lovelie, Mario has had a procedure on his bad eye, it worked, so it's OK now. Not that Mario mentions that bit. His other eye isn't as bad, so doesn't need any treatment.

You all need to get out of yer lanes and watch his highlights all about his condition.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Does Grinch have 2 phones? I don’t watch her at all or read her threads anymore, I had to block her, Is he really that weird that he has to copy, her that shall not be named!

Yes, yes he is. Have you seen his hair and how he dresses ma lovelie?

They're eyebrow twins ma lovelies, and that bond bridges lanes

 

[OhhBacon]

Oh ffs I take it back! What a cunt!

It’s all on earlier threads. He really is cunt!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?

 

[Anti-influencer]

I genuinely don’t even know where to begin. All I will say is that I’m glad I saw it towards the end of my working day and that I’m off to a beer garden for a gin (or 10).

I’m starting to doubt whether i’m going about life all wrong!!!

You are living life as it should be ma lovelie!!

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Seems a bit dramatic. Wonder what's happened for him to have to put a comma on his life.

Maybe Deek has come oot his aine laine and escaped up the path Marion paved on this dayn of dawn.

Perhaps Rayn finally made a break for it out the window and Deek could take no more and tied some bed sheets together so he could follow her

 

[Sloppys]

So ma lovelies, our Marion is alive and well. That pic could be an old one though ma wee hens and Derek really has thrown him out. Or our wee Derek has had enough and left the postage stamp. Picture proves nothing Mario. Getting back in ma lane now

 

[Noseybonk]

I’m having a nose through his old highlights, these were well before I found the joys of Maz. This on the bathroom highlights!

A basket of towels right behind the toilet not to worry though. “These is fae show, naebody is tae youse theses at All!”

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In this gem he also tells us the wallpaper “was expensive!! So expensive!! So aye. Very DEAR!!!”

Towels right next to the bog, in prime miss-piss territory . Mazda is lazy though so he probably sits down to piss like a toddler.

Oh he’s definitely nae the full ticket ma lovely. Neither is Derek. I’m sure they claim carers allowance for each other

I am pissing myself laughing at this!

 

[twilightgarden]

I don’t even know why it came into my heed! Was driving along minding my aine businesses. Then bam!!

I think that is a sign I need a Marion break

Hope you managed to stay in yer ain lain despite the trauma hen. Away home to get aw cosy and warrrrummm and have a bespoke hot chocolate. Tunsa luv mwah mwah

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Does he think everyone is struggling with life? Just because derek has seen sense and booted u oot the hobbit hole (I hope) doesn’t mean it’s happening to everyone else (I hope!)

Got what? What have we got? Can he get the horse to answer that!!!

 

[Nellyellie]

Still blows my mind he has 114k followers

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Ma lovelie I canny lie I am pure jealous of this boujee haul. You got any room for a few lovelies to join you?

I am prepared to fling open the doors of my Mcmansion, high footfall be damned

 

[Poptart]

Genuinely baffled at a couple who have so much child free time, still dumping their kids in a crèche so they can go to the gym at the same time.

Unless Mario has been really busy during his insta break I think you have the wrong thread

 

[SuzyE]

Lads!. He's posted!!!

 

[Alansbigplate]

This is nae a comma this is noo a dot dot dot