Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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SuzyE

There he is!. He just had to come on to show his brows because he can't stay away.

Mario, you're a selfish twat by not wearing a mask. And you're still an ugly arse even with those brows!
 
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laynelo_

You can print of cards from UK Gov! No way he is exempt, he’s a lying wee bastard.

 
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Dawn Dayn

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LoopyHoopy71 said:
Telt youse ma lovelies, feck all wrong with him just an attention seeking wee scrote!!
I predict a voice story by the end of the day with his usual shite re why he’s been away. He must have a script by now!
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The unfiltered mario looks like his pic has been run through an aging filter.
My fave Mario memory is when he went to bally brows, and she ripped all his eyebrows off, including all the skin between his eyebrows. He looked like a burns victim. Ah the x zeeeeema jurneh, as fake as all his health jurnehs.
 
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BoujeeBabe

He's got kerrykatonacocknoseitis, not a legitimate chronic chest/lung condition - selfish bastard! These maskless, I don't give a fuck cretins either not wearing a mask because they don't believe in them or because they've bought a fake-ass exception ID from eBay really make my blood boil as I've been wearing masks since before they become mandatory and actually care about myself and my loved ones.

Pricks
 
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laynelo_

SuzyE said:
He needs to stop wasting money and invest in a nose reduction. Bloody hell man, the size of it!
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I’m no saying a have a wee button nose but I have genuinely never seen a nose as big as his it goes in goes oot goes back in then sticks back oot again.
 
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Babybail93

SuzyE said:
He needs to stop wasting money and invest in a nose reduction. Bloody hell man, the size of it!
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Bet he nearly had the poor lasses eye ooot with that honk!

Eddie the fucking Eagle would have a field day on that ridge!

This is what his nose reminds me of. From when we were kids

 
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Bunnykins

He looks like coco the fucking clown with those brows.
And wear a fucking mask Mario you thick as pig shit selfish bastard.
 
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Sloppys

Bet it turns his wrist green when he wears it
 
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Andioooop

I have fixed his spelling mistake ma lovelies. Hope yis aww well & rising in yer aine lanes. Tonsa love
 
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