Another favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryer
Another favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryerThere's plenty of highlights to keep us all entertained (but I suspect nothing will top "My Singing")
19 secondsAnother favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryer
That’s definitely not strategically placed against the Vicks so everyone can see it is it?!Ma favourite highlight a aw time ma luvlies is this one.
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Aw it’s just brilliant where do a start? His wee sad moany voice. Hilarious. He feels so sorry for himself. Honourable mention of him trying to cover his accent
Next it’s him trying to brag aboot awww the makeup he’s got rid a, cos he jist hid hunnnners. HUNNERS. He then shows his wee cheapo drawers where he says he had to bin 9 foundations! Chanel! Dior! You name it! Aw and TONNES a makeup brushes. Boujee. Bespoke. That’s Marions makeup collection.
And the perfumes! Tom Ford! Jo Malone!
This parts my favourite. He shows this drawer and inside it is a fake Cartier bracelet, obviously not real as these bracelets retail for 4k-9k.
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Totally dinny buy this at the barras. But aye. Maaaa favouriteeee highlight. Ah love it, ah jissst love it.
#FreeBritneyEven Britney is laughing
Wae that high kick, he musta stuck his waffle slippers to his feet with the same glue he used to stick his old rug to his crapet ma lovelie
Who he fell out with and didn’t talk to for about a year before she died. Her other friends have said he wasn’t that close to her....all posted for the likes And content. Disgusting.I’m fairness he’s posted a nice story this morning about a late friend.
Oh ffs I take it back! What a cunt!Who he fell out with and didn’t talk to for about a year before she died. Her other friends have said he wasn’t that close to her....all posted for the likes And content. Disgusting.
It’s all on earlier threads. He really is cunt!Oh ffs I take it back! What a cunt!
my eyes, MY KERRY KATONA EYES
Grief tourist is something I’m going to have to steal and useLads the grief tourist is back but only for a nano second...back intae his ain lane he goes so aye ma luvlees
Oor Derek has the iq of a potato, Mario is the brains and lured him in.A uhm deed! How am ah just finding this singing highlight noo on this day of dawn! A canny breathe! Ahv pished ma bed, ahv woke ma wain up way ma hyena laughing, ahv woke ma doonstairs neighbours wains up aw thanks to the absaloot gem that is oor Marions singing highlights!! Thank youse aw fae the bottom of ma tattie heart, ahl never be the same again
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity fuck did Marion pull him.. fuck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
I think cos everyone loved Derek he didn’t like it! Remember his questions box “what do you want to see more of” everyone was saying DerekThe dynamics of his page has changed dramatically, remember when he would story him with Deek having a bit of banter and it was actually funny at times. Deek NEVER features now so his content is repeating his Living Room revamp over and over and over even on the grid.
Or the usual boring daily story of showing his bedroom (bed changed 100 times a week)....into the hall with the annoying wave in the mirror.....bathroom......kitchen......ending in the living room again. Same old quotes 'Have a lovely day' or 'We rise' or 'We keep going'. The odd gift or haul but oor Marion has dried up ma lovelies. Whit happened tae the bedroom makeover.....no way he would miss showing that off.
He hates the summer so will be desperately holding out for Christmas to show us the tatt he has been hoarding.
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