Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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I wonder what happened that Derek got the sack must have been something bad??

Meantime I’m getting hot flushes with the vision of wee deek in some sort of security uniform
 
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I wonder what happened that Derek got the sack must have been something bad??

Meantime I’m getting hot flushes with the vision of wee deek in some sort of security uniform
Honestly he didnt go into much detail about what happened to the person. Just said he was in charge. I dont think this company has permanent supervisors more like different team leaders for each night, he made decision and someone got really hurt so it was an immediate dismissal
 
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It’s hardly surprising Derek made the wrong decision, he’s been going out with Marion for years and is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Dae some mare digging @Walnutss hen, we’re aw chanting you oan fae the roof tops!!!
 
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It’s hardly surprising Derek made the wrong decision, he’s been going out with Marion for years and is a few fries short of a happy meal.

Dae some mare digging @Walnutss hen, we’re aw chanting you oan fae the roof tops!!!
I'll ask him. He didnt even know who mario was I had said to him do u know u live a stones throw away from theee mario. It wasnt till I sent him the pic he had seen them both in the shop next to theirs
 
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Nooooooooo don't burst my bubble about wee Deek!

We were rooting for you Deek ... we were ALL rooting for you

But maybe it brought down karmer on his arse and that is why he's stuck in the flat with Marion for the rest of eternity?
https://giphy.com/l41YfykEffZ7QM55m
 
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Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Derek’s quite nasty like Mario I wouldn’t be so quick to write him off. Everybody has bad days and can make mistakes but that doesn’t make you a bad person. I’m still convinced Marions kidnapped Derek anyway, who would willingly live with that cunt? no wonder wee Rayn tried to jump out the window.
 
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Well ma lovelies, a had planned tae gut ma hoose the day but it’s 22 degrees ootside so a done a Marion and wipe roon everything. Off to the pub a go.

Happy Sunday!!!! We got this!!!!
 
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I pray she's finally made a break for freedom
 
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Well ma lovelies, a had planned tae gut ma hoose the day but it’s 22 degrees ootside so a done a Marion and wipe roon everything. Off to the pub a go.

Happy Sunday!!!! We got this!!!!
Aw ma luvlie i um champion ye on fae the rooftops hen!! kick sunday’s arse!! don’t have too many aperol spritz or you’ll be hinging!! make sure to be back up the road for 9 to get aw cozy aswell!!
 
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I bet he's spitting and spinning after this bit of juicy news. That no matter how many breaks he has it never stops and there's always people with tea to spill about him or deek

https://giphy.com/xUPGcqIxMWwXvHzeGA

Bet his menopausal mafia have been inundating him with messages about stuff they've read on here , purely by chance of coursehi hens how are youse all on this new dawn of day bunch silly cows. Now run back to your beaky master and tell him about all you've read on here. Might make him come back



 
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I know there’s a few Derek fans here but I’ve always thought he was guilty by association with Marion and kinda thick. I mean you’d have to be pumping that. So fucking something up doesn’t surprise me - but I suppose we are only human and make mistakes It’s Rayn I do feel sorry for. Living with those 2 numpties.
 
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He’s been quiet for ages and Deeks been MIA so I’m hoping he’s managed to escape and Moira is in mourning #freebritneyderek
 
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Well ma lovelies I am feeling very fragile today after a night oot on the Aperol spritz. I note oor Maz is still MIA/sulking however I am very much enjoying the Deek tea Like others have said, I always thought he was a wee bit simple but harmless enough. This revelation has shook me to my core or maybe it's just ma come doon
 
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Yeah, and IF this is true about Deek, then it makes them well suited to each other. And lets face it, what "normal" person could live with someone like Maz, because l know l couldn't.

We watch and wait lads
 
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Marion’s media wall has collapsed, pass it on.

or he’s lost his hoosecoat and can’t do any stories, pass that on tae.
 
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Feel like miss Marple. *considers evidence* well oor Deek has approx 3.5 brain cells, so a mistake isn't a surprise, someone giving him responsibility is though.
My mum has a telephone voice, butter wouldn't melt etc, now I wonder if Derek has the insta equivalent of that, he's really a miniature raging hulk unless the camera is on him.
 
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