Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Eat more cake]

I stayed in my own laine and had a few months off tattle. But I'm fine, totally fine, its my jurnee and I'll not be who I'm not on this page, so I'll not. Youse all make me cry with laughter. Tears rolling doon ma cheeks.
Tonsa love, mwah .

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I actually think Mario’s dad is a wee cutie and suits his nose unlike Mario himself who is a melted shoe x

 

[brumbrum16]

Well ladies remember when I said I sent him a message off my lurker account calling him a wee fairy and asking where he's gone but that he hadn't seen it and blocked me yet?! Well he's seen it now and blocked me but thats ok Marzipan because I still have you on my actual account you little witch Mwahahahaha

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Git in the fucking bin, you two phoned, cocknose, no balls dickhead!

 

[telltaletitt]

Rise and spine my lovelies, rise and fkin spine

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Hola ma lovelies!!

Just popping by to let youse aw know that am ABSOLUTERLEYYY FINE! Don’t worry aboot me, it’s just insta reality!!!!

Anyway, a thought we would’ve seen him this weekend as I’ve seen a lot of cleaning pages getting gifted vouchers for Poundstretcher but he’s probably been left oot.

Tons a love

 

[margot44]

Oh ma lovelies, went to try and nosey at his Facebook and it brought up his Daily Record article. I am screaming at some of the comments under it, these two in particular.

In a world of Gail and Elaines, be Julie and Nicky

 

[Walnutss]

As if that's his middle name lol

D'agostino

So we know his full name date of birth just his national insurance number now is that the next story

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Boils my piss all these selfish maskless cunts taking complete advantage of the hidden disability sunflower lanyard that you can buy on ebay for fuck sake.

I am exempt but I wear one every day! There’s very few reasons to not actually wear one

 

[MrMac83]

Maybe!
I‘m sure someone has seen him at Markies and said he’s helpful and nice.
I’m doing a Mario when his klarna bill comes through and burying my head in the sand.
Derek is a wee darling

It does make a lot of sense as to why he would be with Mario. To be with Mario you’d have to be a twat.

Deek is a c@&# pass it on. I hope we don’t hear a horror story about poor Rayn now

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I will bring you some squirrel repellent so you don't end up getting your letterbox smashed in

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Who he fell out with and didn’t talk to for about a year before she died. Her other friends have said he wasn’t that close to her....all posted for the likes And content. Disgusting.

Oh ffs I take it back! What a cunt!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Well ma lovelies, a had planned tae gut ma hoose the day but it’s 22 degrees ootside so a done a Marion and wipe roon everything. Off to the pub a go.

Happy Sunday!!!! We got this!!!!

 

[youare1]

Thought I had deleted this by accident but found it again, saw it in home bargains and couldn’t for the life of me think who it reminded me of

 

[Wee blether]

Hes exempt from wearing a mask yet we have clearly seen him wearing them in other stories? What a wanker

Yip found this one but sure there are others.

 

[Very Cherry]

It might be the sun and the aperol & lemonades talking but youse are aw amazing!!!! Actually laugh so hard at these threads!!!! Coming up tae ma 2 year anniversary (December) oan here, but a don’t want a big fuss so don’t try and get me hunners a stuff!!!

Mwah xxxx

Sounds like you had a great wee day oot Margrit ma lovelie. We will aw club together and gift you a bottle of Mumosa, a bottle of Aperol and a candle in the scent 'smell the wealth' for your anniversary.

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

The state of that nose man

he needs to get in touch wae oor soph an find oot who sorted vest life’s snaz

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?

It would’ve been Derek ma lovelie. I mean he bought car air fresheners nearly a year ago so he must’ve passed his test by now.

 

[Nellyellie]

Oh ma lovelies, went to try and nosey at his Facebook and it brought up his Daily Record article. I am screaming at some of the comments under it, these two in particular.

guilty!

 

[Duchesspink]

Hes exempt from wearing a mask yet we have clearly seen him wearing them in other stories? What a wanker