Erm get back in ya own lains ma lovelies and stop talking about their sexy time. 
so far out ya own lains. Stay out ma path!
so far out ya own lains. Stay out ma path!
Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation
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Glad he is keeping the new plush, gifted sofas, nice and clean 
Ah lads. I popped over here yesterday from the hinch threads because she's been pregnant for about 20 years now ffs and its got so boring. Well, let me just say, I may never find my way back to grinchy hinchy again 
you lot are bloody hilarious. I watched a few of his highlights and my god I feel so sorry for that Derek fella and the poor cat. Is her name pronounced rain? A couple of questions if you don't mind.
What is with the get in yer lane?
Are you actually allowed to do all that crap to a council house?
Whats the story about the blind akita/nikita dog?
Anyway, thank you so much for keeping me laughing through this grey period of the junch threads. It took me a while to learn to read your posts in his voice/accent. But as Maria says, practise makes okay
you lot are bloody hilarious. I watched a few of his highlights and my god I feel so sorry for that Derek fella and the poor cat. Is her name pronounced rain? A couple of questions if you don't mind.What is with the get in yer lane?
Are you actually allowed to do all that crap to a council house?
Whats the story about the blind akita/nikita dog?
Anyway, thank you so much for keeping me laughing through this grey period of the junch threads. It took me a while to learn to read your posts in his voice/accent. But as Maria says, practise makes okay
Hello ma lovelies 
Am wondering wether Marlon is at his luncheon yet, who he's with and wit he's ordering?
Am wondering wether Marlon is at his luncheon yet, who he's with and wit he's ordering?
Welcome ma lovely.Ah lads. I popped over here yesterday from the hinch threads because she's been pregnant for about 20 years now ffs and its got so boring. Well, let me just say, I may never find my way back to grinchy hinchy again
What is with the get in yer lane?
Are you actually allowed to do all that crap to a council house?
Whats the story about the blind akita/nikita dog?
Anyway, thank you so much for keeping me laughing through this grey period of the junch threads. It took me a while to learn to read your posts in his voice/accent. But as Maria says, practise makes okay
Help yerself to tapass and joos.1. Marion told us that he’s in his ain lane when talking about Soph so aye.
2. Probably not but Marion doesnae confine tae rules ma lovelie
3. Basically said he was chased into someone’s garden by a blind nakitta dug. It was just lies. You can find it on his highlights under “just for laughs” or something like that.
Oh my god if I was in the throws of labour and that twit came sashaying into the room in his hooscoat and smelly pink t-shirt "hello lovelies " I would actually let my husband get the calving aid and rope from the farm and deliver it himself.2 hours overtime omg. Ages ago he said he would have loved to have been a midwife..... He wouldn't be able to hack that! Picking up a wee extra shift as a midwife is 13 hours on top of your other 3x13 hour shifts
Just kicked my tap-ass table over and spilled all my joos and Criss. Raging! Stay out of my path! Crabbit!R.I.V.E.T.I.N.G.
Marion the midwife, give me strength! Imagine getting a sweep from that wee deranged fuckwit! Shudders 
Oh he’s at la vita....must have ventured outta Paisley he’ll need a lie doon later 
Is it tilting forward at the top? The gap at the side looks bigger at the bottom than at the top? His worktops full of crap give me the willies but this is a close contender.The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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“I gave it a quick polish up and squirt of Febreze whilst I was up there, so aye”Marion the midwife, give me strength! Imagine getting a sweep from that wee deranged fuckwit! Shudders
Aye, he's oot his ain Lane the day lovelies!
Just clocked him with his mystery friend. Hair coffied tae duck with the Dyson, camel coat on, lunching with a blonde.
P.s. he's all of 4ft 6!
Just clocked him with his mystery friend. Hair coffied tae duck with the Dyson, camel coat on, lunching with a blonde.
P.s. he's all of 4ft 6!
Does that mean he ventured out of a level 2 into a level 3? Naughty boy!Oh he’s at la vita....must have ventured outta Paisley he’ll need a lie doon later
Oh the drama! He's been recognised! 
As expected the scrote has broken covid rules yet again! He's at La Vita, they are mostly in Glasgow, with one exception in Bishopbriggs (level 2 I think). So hi mazda hen 
When you read here, you are in Level 2 ma darlin and you've went into level 3 for your luncheon, rule breaking little fannybaws, I can't get my head round anyone who can't follow simple covid rules, be responsible for your own health for sure, but be respectful of who you may pass it on to ffs it's not that difficult 
When you read here, you are in Level 2 ma darlin and you've went into level 3 for your luncheon, rule breaking little fannybaws, I can't get my head round anyone who can't follow simple covid rules, be responsible for your own health for sure, but be respectful of who you may pass it on to ffs it's not that difficult He's in Glasgow City centreAs expected the scrote has broken covid rules yet again! He's at La Vita, they are mostly in Glasgow, with one exception in Bishopbriggs (level 2 I think). So hi mazda hen
His bad spelling physically hurts me 
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